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::At My House::

Miko(Me):Naraku,want some saki?

Naraku:No,im thinking of a plan to kill Inu Yasha

::Rumiko & Her Sister Shinobu Enter::

Rumiko:Hiyaa!!!!!!Naraku who are you gonna kill this time?I hope its not my VASHIE!

Shinobu:Rumiko!!Your so stupid isnt it obvious Naraku is gonna kill INUYAHSA!!!!

Rumiko:I havent thought about that (starts thinking)

::Naraku Yells::

Naraku:Darnit!Women LETS GO TO MCDONALDS TO EAT I CANNOT THINK HERE!

::At Mcdonalds::

Naraku:Woman!!!I WANT A CHESSE BURGER I SAID CHEESEEE BURGER!(Starts getting warmed up to use his demonic powers)

Miko:Naraku I'll get it you BURGER DEMON!!!Gosh,you stupid demon head dont you get it you have to pay?

Rumiko:Um......Um.....Um.....I ...........WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(JUMPS UP AND DOWN)

Shinobu:I AM SO THIRSTY!!I SEE RAINBOWS!!!!!!!!!AND JEWELS AND BARNEY AND BARBIE !

::Back At My House::

Naraku:Hm....CHEESE!YUMMY YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!Maybe we should team up with CHEESE IN ORDER TO KILL INUYASHA

Miko:Bravo,Bravo Naraku,you once again made a stupid plan along with your incarnations Kanna,Kagura,Goshenki and Kagaromaru!!!!!

Rumiko:Um.....Cheese sounds fine but inuyasha might have a crave for CHESSE

Naraku:BEHOLD THE POWER OF THE CHEESEEE!!!!!!!

::Shinobu Starts Falling Asleep Dreaming Of Killing Barney

CHAPTER 1 END!