A/N: Hey people! This is a new fanfiction, and I'll be working on this for a while. Basically, a whole bunch of people in Seaford see the chemistry between Kick, and is trying to let them know that they should just go out already.

Disclaimer~ I don't own Kickin' It.

Dear Jack and Kim,

Hey! It's Rudy! You're probably wondering why I'm sending a letter instead of telling you in person. Well, just to let you both know, it's a little project the guys and I were trying, along with a few other people you happen to know. This is just the first of many letters you'll be getting.

Wow, that sounded a little dark, didn't it? Well, all dark references aside, let's get started with this letter. My main topic in this letter is love. That's right, love. Not what you were expecting, right? Or maybe you were expecting it. Who knows? The point is, I'm in love. With who? Why, Ms. Applebaum, of course. I proposed to her last night, and she said yes.

Right about now, you're probably going to be all "Congratulations Rudy! That's amazing! Be sure to invite us to the wedding!" Well, guess what? There might not be any wedding! Why? BECAUSE OF YOU TWO IDIOTS!

Bethany specifically told me she wouldn't marry me until you two got together, because she's doesn't want to get married while she's under stress. And right now, she's under stress. Why? Well, she considers herself to be a great matchmaker, and she thinks that you two are cute together and just perfect for each other! However, you two won't admit your feelings for each other, and it's driving her crazy and putting her under a lot of stress. You know what, it's driving me crazy, too! I'm actually with her on this one!

The only way you can help is to express your undying love to one another! But nooooooooo. You're just going to sit there, obviously having feelings for one another, yet go out with other people and make each other jealous!

JUST KISS ALREADY OR SOMETHING! IT'S THAT EASY!

Now if you don't mind, I'm going to take a nice, warm bath so I can relax. The therapist said that having rants like this might not be so good for my health.

OH! ANOTHER THING THAT'S YOUR FAULT! I HAVE TO GO TO A THERAPIST BECAUSE OF YOU! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE RANTS RANDOMLY ABOUT HOW YOU TWO NEED TO GET TOGETHER ALREADY! WELL, LET ME TELL YOU, I AM NOT GOING CRAZY! IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!

Your "loving" sensei,
Rudy

A/N: I know it's short, so I'll try to post two chapters at once when I update.

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