I know what everyone who's read my KHR fic over there is thinking. 'Wow, ANOTHER story without even updating the 3rd chapter of her other thing? Good goin', Cait. Good goin'.' But not quite as Texan as that. But I have a perfectly good excuse!

Dustyjinx: She has the curse.

LeCait: IT'S NOT A CURSE!

Okie. Well, Hanime over there thinks that we both have a curse where we are unable to finish a story. I know she's incapable of finishing, but there's still hope for me. Not much. But some.

Enough of my rambling! Time to get on with the first chapter!

Disclaimer: I unfortunately don't own Ouran High School Host Club... If I did, honestly, Haruhi would have died a very messy death and Kyoya would have an 'unfortunate accident' that not even his chain of hospitals would be able to help. Maybe he would be paralyzed. I'm just not allowed to kill him, 'cause he reminds me too much to my not-actually half brother, Zee.

Chapter 1: This Can't End Well...

"So, in other words, Miss Stephans, you get to go to school in Japan. It will be an excellent learning exper-"

"HOLY SHINING UNICORN TAILS! Are you serious?!" A blonde girl shouted from the other side of the desk from the principal. "I really get to go to school in Japan?!"

The young principal smiled a bit at the young girl's enthusiasm. He supposed he would miss her cheerfulness and craziness. "Yes, you do! We knew you would be the one to appreciate it the most, so you got the trip. Besides, you're the only one who actually knows Japanese, correct?"

She smiled brightly and nodded her head proudly. "Yup! I've been practicing! So, David," she made herself comfortable in the couch in the principals office, "which school am I going to?"

Sighing, the principal took out a paper. "Hey, just because you know me doesn't mean you can go around calling me by my name. I have a reputation to uphold, you know." He took a look at the paper and smiled. "Seems you're going to Ouran Academy. One of the best private schools out there. Unfortunately for you, they have a school uniform..."

The girl only smiled more. "Well, school uniforms are always cute! Right?" She got no response. "Right?" Still nothing. "Okay, just show me and get it over with!"

David turned the paper around that had a picture of the girls uniform, a puffy yellow dress that reminded her of a yellow umbrella she had then she was 7. Her eyes widened and she frowned. "No way. Nope. I'm not wearing that. Can I go to another school?"

"Sorry Miss Stephans, it's official. Well, maybe they would let you wear the boys uniform. It's not yellow." He smiled as he thought about the girl's distaste for the color yellow, as she once said 'Because it make me look like Tweety Bird! If my blonde hair isn't enough yellow for one girl, what is?'

"Would they let me wear a skirt with it?"

"Maybe."

She smiled and finally agreed. "Okay, so just tell me when I'm leaving."

"Actually," he started, "you're leaving tomorrow, 7:00 in the morning. Better get all of your things. Our school is going to cover the plane ticket and they've arranged for you to stay in a host home. The family you are living with is... Ah, here it is!" He said, pulling out another paper. "Suoh. It says here that the father is the headmaster of Ouran Academy, and he has gladly agreed to let you stay with him and his son at their manor. After you arrive in Japan, they'll have someone come pick you up."

"Sweet! Okay, so does that mean I get to leave school early to get all my stuff together for tomorrow?" She smirked at the thought of leaving before everyone else with the principals permission.

"But of course. Have fun, Katie!"

She smiled brightly and hugged him. "Thanks, Uncle David!" (A/N: Hahaha, yeah. Uncle. He started coming off as sort pervy to me, so I decided to make him her uncle so it'll explain why he's so comfortable around her. Did it work? o-o)

THE NEXT DAY!

Katie dragged all of her stuff in suitcases while also trying to carry a giant stuffed panda. It wasn't working out too well, so she resorted to plan B. "Yo, Mark! Help me carry all of this, will you?" She yelled very loudly to her older brother who was walking right in front of her.

"Well, I would, but it's so fun watching you struggle. What to do, what to do..." He smirked stood there, looking at her, and crossed his arms.

She scowled at him and he thought he even heard a growl. "You know, I have half a mind to kick you right now. No, not half a mind. About 99.9% of a mind. No, screw that! I'm gonna kick your butt!" She then promptly dropped all of her bags in the middle of the airport and ran after him, swinging her fists around and trying to connect them to his arm. After about three minutes of doing that, she fell over laughing and gasping for breath.

Her brother stood over her, smirking. Katie scowled again when she realized he wasn't even tired. "Not so tough now, are you, little piglet?" She shrugged. "Well, I guess I can help you carry some stuff. Why are you even taking that stuffed animal anyways?"

She gasped and kicked him. "Don't say anything like that about Alice! She's my best friend!" Katie then shook her head and picked up her suitcase and left the rest for her brother to pick up. Her plane was boarding.

In Japan~

(A/N: Okie guys, this is when I gotta do something. Here's a guide to help you tell the difference between the languages.

"I'm speaking English."

"I'm speaking Japanese."

(This is me, the author, putting in my own words like a boss.)

Okie. Now you're good. Read on.)

When Katie finally stepped off the plane, she was amazed. And somewhat sick, but mostly amazed. After she got her luggage, she looked around for any sign of someone waiting for her. She saw nothing, so she kept walking. She couldn't see anyone because of her being very short, so she just managed the best she could, but then she bumped into someone and fell backwards onto her back. After finally registering what happened, she looked up to see a very handsome blonde man who looked about her age. He looked surprised, and he was obviously still trying to make sense of what had happened, so she used that extra time to actually get a good look of him. He was very tall and slim looking, and light blonde hair that looked a lot like hers. What had surprised her more, though, were his eyes. They were a very pretty violet color, and they had a look in them that she was very familiar with. It was a bright happiness, but in the dark corners in his eyes she could see a sadness that was trying its best to hide, and stay hidden. Yes, she was very familiar with that look. After all, she sees that look every time she stares back at herself in the mirror.

After he finally got over the initial shock of what had just happened, he held out his hand and apologized... A little too close to her face. He kissed her hand after she had stood up, and then he got closer to her, which made her face turn ruby red in an instant. "Ah, I'm sorry, my lady. I wasn't watching where I was going. I hope you will forgive me?"

As payback for making her face turn so red in a public place, Katie decided to have some fun with him. "No."

He doubled back with his eyes as wide as the moon, and he slightly gasped. "W-What?"

She smirked and crossed her arms, any trace of a blush completely off of her face, and said in a very serious voice, "I said no. Gosh, I know it's loud in here, but surely you're not deaf? No means no. Though you are very fun to play around with. You take things so seriously."

He made no indication of understanding her last sentences, which she had planned on. Instead, he did something very... Odd. Very odd indeed. He crawled into a corner and started ripping up paper. I tiled my head to the side like I do whenever I'm really confused about something, and spoke in a very low voice, "Uh, excuse me? I was kidding..." I put my hand on his shoulder and smiled brightly at him, "My name is Katie! What's yours?"

"Ah... Katie? Katie Stephans, the new transfer student from America?" His face brightened up instantly and he got in my face again, "My name is Tamaki Suoh, and my father and I were sent to pick you up from the airport!"

She nodded excitedly and jumped up and down as much as she could with her luggage with her, and punched the air above her. "Score!" Then she seemed to realize something, and she stopped jumping. "I'm going to be living with you until I finish High School?" He nodded. Oh gosh... I have to live with an attractive boy for a few years. This can't end well, she thought.

Katie and Tamaki walked out of the airport, him being a gentleman and offered to carry some of her stuff for her. He walked her over to our transportation and I stopped in my tracks. A limo. Am I being punked, or is my host family just really rich? Whichever this is, I'm gonna enjoy it for as long as I can. She smiled to herself and the two teenagers settled themselves in the limo and then an awkward silence passed over them until they reached his home. Homeis actually an understatement. This dude had a mansion. It has very pretty architecture too,Katie noted. She would figure out who built it at a later time, because she would like to build something like that someday. She enjoyed that it was very traditional, and not too flashy either. She liked that it was just... Simple. Not at all like how all the other places around it were like, with all of the other ones having light colors and that they were very modern. Katie nodded with approval and walked in with Tamaki, and he mouth dropped open when she saw the inside of it. It was very... Pretty. And surprisingly homey. I approve, she thought.

Katie then started feeling a little sick, and she swayed on her feet a little. "Are you alright, ma'am?" A man said to her right. She looked up to see a man who was very tidy, almost like Tamaki. (A/N: Aaaaand enough of a description. Sorry guise. Is Tamaki's dad in the manga? I haven't read it YET, but I really dunno. So... Uh... Yeah. I don't know anything about him, but based on the things I've read he's like a grown up Tamaki. xD) "Would you happen to be Katie Stephans?" She nodded. "Ah, great! I'm Tamaki's father, Yuzuru Suoh!(A/N: Is that his name? I hope so.) Welcome to our, home, Miss Stephans." He smiled, and then his face was a concerned one. "As I asked before, are you alright? You seem sick."

She smiled back at him and nodded lightly. "I'm alright, sir. Just a little tired. I would like to thank you for letting me stay in your home, it's quite beautiful. Ah, and when you have time, I would like to speak to you about something concerning the school uniform."

He smiled again and hugged her, then he sent one of the maids to show her to her room. "You should rest, ma'am. Jet lag can be terrible," the maid who showed her to her bedroom said, with a worried look plastered on her face. She was very pretty, and very fragile looking, but yet at the same time she looked like she could take care of herself. Just as she was about to leave, Katie spoke up.

"What's your name?" Katie said with a smile.

For a second, the maid looked surprised. Then her face became soft and she smiled. "Emiko, ma'am. Emiko Aoki. Now, if you will excuse me, you should rest. Sleep well."

Katie nodded, and Emiko left. Now Katie was all by herself, staring up at the ceiling. After a while, she gave up and tried to sleep, too tired to bother changing into her pajamas, and right before she fell asleep, one thought was bright in her mind. That Tamaki is a very pretty man...

Guise. GUISE. Okie, so you better know I love all of you to death, but... Uh... Am I the only one to realize that most of the female protagonists (OC's, mind you) have daddy or mommy problems? Not mine. Yay. Just saying. Anyways, this was a lot of work. Not really. It took me 3 days, and I didn't even have that much time due to homework. Just hope you guys like it.

Fun fact: This entire chapter was written while listening to Ima Monster by Blood on the Dance Floor. Such difficulty to stay semi-serious.

Another fun fact: I like to have Emiko in each of my fics. I love her too much not to have her, even as a minor character. And change her personality a bit. Yay.

I really hope you guys liked this, I tried to make it long enough because it takes me a while to update. So many football parties and stuff. I tried to rush the end of it a bit, because I was thinking it was getting really long, but whateves. Hopefully it's still good.

Now willow in sadness of the ending of a chapter, human. Mwuaha.

*Woot. Currently writing the 2nd chapter before I even post the first.*