Jimmy-JimJim and the four hobbits
Once upon a time, there was a young turkey named Jimmy-JimJim. He lived under Sam Gamgee's bed. Every day, he came out and snuck a pickle under so he didn't go hungry. Then, on thanksgiving, Sam got a sudden feeling someone was watching him, and he found Jimmy JimJim. He called over all the other hobbits (Frodo, Pippin and Merry) to help him make Jimmy JimJim into dinner. Then Jimmy jimjim was knocked out. He woke up on Sam's table, and without feathers, so he got up, dusted himself off, and flew off into the distance, using place mats as wings, because he didn't have any.
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