Chapter 1-The Stare

Disclaimer: I do not own Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja.

On an ordinary day after Randy Cunningham, the Norrisville Red Ninja fought some random Robo-Apes, the Nomicon called him with a double flash of red so he smoke-bombed out of the fighting ground.

"Arrgh!" and feel unconscious with his navy blue pupils widened and some drool pouring out of the edge of his mouth. In the Nomicon, Randy asked, "Okay, so what do you want me to do, train, climb the stupid waterfall, tie me to a chair, give me a riddle, what, what is it Nomicon?"

A doodle ninja in red with some other 8 ninjas of different colors came while fighting the Sorcerer and the Sorceress.

A message on a scroll fell below Randy's feet so he simply picked it up.

"It was the Norisu Nine, a family of ninja warriors, who swore an oath to stop the Sorcerer no matter what. They created the Ninja suit and the Ninja Nomicon. They fought an epic battle, until only one ninja remained to defeat, imprison and guard the Sorcerer. When the Ninja became too old to guard his post, he found another...so you must choose the next Norisu Nine and must hurry."

Then eight boxes came down to him just like the ones he saw when he was first chosen to be the Ninja. "Whoaaaa, this is so honkin' BRUCE!" Another scroll fell down and it informed," There are green, yellow, pink, violet, orange, white, grey, and light blue masks."

At the bottom in red writing wrote, "Good Luck!"

"Might've been by a past ninja." thought Randy.

The Sorceress shot a pink blast of stank at Randy and was sent back to reality with the ancient wooden boxes.

Suddenly Randy heard the school bell ring and dashed to Science class with Mrs. Driscoll, his least favorite subject.

"Awww, that's wonk!" he whined.

At lunch with Howard Weinerman, Randy's best friend forever that is the only kid who knows the Ninja's secret identity asked, "So has anything happened lately? Friends tell everything to each other like I mentioned before."

This made Randy wonder if he should tell Howard about the Norisu Nine.

A mini Randy angel popped up on his left and protested, "You should! You can trust him! He knows your identity anyway."

A pocket-sized Randy devil popped up on his right and argued, "True that, but if Howard knows, he will so ask to be a Ninja!"

The angel side said, "I know, so what?"

"So...he doesn't have the heart to be a true ninja! Like that jerk MacAnthony who was rejected as the Red Ninja. What if that happened to Howard? He will be so angry!"

"Pfft, like that will ever happen, remember, The Ultimate Lesson?" Randy angel said in a "that is so obvious" and in a "everything will be fine" look.

Randy devil shouted, "So after using the Ultimate Lesson on Howard, everything will be like nothing happen, so you technically did too much work right there."

"Good point, Good point," angel slowly said while stroking his chin "What if Howard is a true ninja after all, but just not showing it?"

Randy Devil agreed, "Bruce question..."

The two tiny Randy's disappeared by the faint voice of Howard.

"Cunningham, Cunningham, Raaannndddyyy, RANDY! Dude, slap out of it!" he said slapping Randy in the face.

This was unusual calling his bro by his first name because he usually called him by his last name, Cunningham. Randy's deep thinking spaced out freaked him out after a few minutes of no blinking.

"Huh, wha, where am I...I am at school, Howard, lunch, oh, hey Howard." He touched his cheeks and asked, "Were you slapping my face?"

Howard replied innocently with hands up, "Was my only option."

"Oh, Howard." Randy sighed hoping it wasn't too red.

"So...about the question earlier..."

"What question, what are you talking about?" He lied while chuckling.

"What the juice Howard?!" Randy began. "The Stare is only for emergency purposes only!"

"You Cunningham, are not telling me something." Howard grumpily said making The Stare even creepier and moved his head closer.

Randy's thoughts came again, "Okay, tell Howard or not tell Howard. This is getting creepier and awkward-er every second.

What will he do next?

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