The Misadventures of the Elite Assault Squad

by VorticalFiveStudios

One of the most elite Spartan squads in the universe, the Elite Assault Squad (EAS), has gone on many dangerous missions and faced many life threatening problems. However, Vortex, one of the team members, and the rest of his family have a more comical life then the others when not on a mission. Warning! Contains adult language. Discontinued.

1. Chapter 1

The Misadventures of the Elite Assault Squad Chapter 1

The following is a non-profit fan fiction. Halo is owned by 343 Industries.

Character Nick-names
•Joe- Vortex
•Chris- Crisis
•Nick- Disaster
•Tyler- Twister
•Junior- Spiral
•Alexander- Void

It was a normal day at the base. The Spartans known as Chris and Nick were having an arm wrestling competition. They would be training, but due to another one of Spiral's tantrums, the training course was broken. However, in the middle of the competition, the spartan known as Joe walked in. "Hey guys!" he said. Nobody responded. They were too focused on their arm wrestling competition. "Whats up?" There still was no answer. This made Joe angry. Their competition was interrupted when the two spartans jumped back after a grenade soared past their heads. When it went off, the room was filled with a blinding light.
When the light died down, Chris and Nick looked at Joe with an angry look in their eyes. "What the hell Vortex!?" Chris asked.
"Whats wrong?"
"What do you mean whats wrong!?" yelled Nick. "You chucked a nade at us!"
"It was a flash grenade. Lets not focus on that right now. Wheres everyone else?"
"Well, Tyler is trying to fix the training course that Spiral broke..."
"Theres no proof my son did that."
"And the rest is on another mission."
"Too bad. I bet they would like to meet the new temporary member of our team."
"What do you mean new temporary member?" Chris asked.
Joe grinned. "You can come in now bro!" A man stepped through the door. He looked almost exactly like Joe. "This is Void."
"Oh my god... our worst nightmare has finally come true... theres two of him!"
"What?" asked Void.
"When you said you were working on a cloning machine, I thought you were kidding." said Nick.
"He's not a clone." explained Joe. "He's my little brother."
"...Thats almost just as bad."
"Umm... So Void, you want to explain to these guys why your here?"
"Ok," Void replied. "I'm going to be staying here for at least a week because the rest of the members on my squad were killed."
"You don't sound like your sorry for them."
"Why would I be? Those guys were pricks. Anyway, until the commander finds me a new squad to be in, I'm gonna be a temporary member of your team."
"This... isn't gonna end well is it?" asked Chris.
"Probably not."
Tyler walked in through the door and said, "Guys! I finally fixed the training..." He stopped the second he saw Void standing next to Joe. "...Ok, I think I need to go lie down for a few minutes because I am clearly seeing double." Tyler then walked out of the room.
"Umm... Hey bro," Void said. "Wheres my favorite nephew and sister in-law?"
"Well, my wife is an ODST, so she's on another mission. As for Spiral, I have no idea where he..." Joe was interrupted when a giant explosion went off on the training course.
"Well, I think you just found out..."
"Goddamn it Junior!"