This is a result of boredom as most of my stories are. This chapters really short. The next chapters will be better and longer.

Disclaimer: unfortunately for me I'm not stephanie Meyer and don't own twilight, seth, jacob or the cullens.

SOV

I sat on the couch in the cullens house. I was watching some soccer game on tv with Jacob, Renesmee, Emmett and Rosalie. Carlisle and Esme were up in he's study and Bella, Edward, Alice, and Jasper were all out hunting.

Life was pretty boring in the cullen house. Something exciting needed to happen. I decided I'd play a prank on Bella while she was gone. I set of for the cottage.

I grabbed a piece of paper and started writing.

Dearest Bella,

How are you these days? It's been so long since we saw eachother. And your beautiful daughter Renesmee, oh she must be so grown up now.

Actually, the reason I'm writing is, well we need someone new for the Volturi. Renesmee would be perfect. I remember we talked about it when she was born. I heard that a werewolf imprinted on her. He can come with us too, since Renesmee will most likely never be happy without him.

This will be great for Renesmee, now that she's old enough to understand the vampire world. Of corse we will come down every so often for her to visit and you and your family are always welcome to Volterra.

The Volturi will be travelling down in a few days, enough time for Renesmee to pack, and for going away parties and such.

Yours sincerely,

Aro.

Haha.I sealed the letter in an envelope, rubbed it against furtinture to get rid of my scent and left. This would be hilarious.

That night we all gathered at the dinner table, though me and Jake were the only ones eating of corse. The vampires were just gathered to socialize. This was when Bella rushed in, Edward at her flank.

"The Volturi are coming!" Bella exclaimed angrily.

"What!!" everyone was confused.

Bella read the letter out. Fear crossed Renesmees eyes as she gasped and Jacob put his arm around her protectively. They had just recently became romantically involved with eachother, instead of best friends.

"So what they think we're just gonna hand her over and let them take her away!!" Emmett asked frustrated and angry.

Everyone was talking at once while Carlisle was reading the letter for himself, with Jake and Nessie reading over his shoulder.

"This is not Aros work, it's to scrappy" Said Carlisle calmly.

"Actually this looks a lot like Seths writing," added Jacob. Everyone looked at me. Then glared.

"Er... ha... it was only a joke," I said.

"Some sick joke mutt," Rosalie replied harshly. "This is sooo not funny!! idiot!"

"Um... yeah I gotta go, I'm supposed to go to the movies with Leah and Mum tonight, c'ya!" I said. Just as I got up to run off Nessie slapped me in the face followed by a kick in the back of the head from Bella. Great. Everyone was about to gang up on me. I would defiantly be playing a better prank next time...

Please Reveiw. please. I beg of you. And give me some ideas for Jasper, Rose, Renesmee and Emmett. I've got alice sorted.