Drunken Twilight People
Midnightmoon: Ok so I've given every twilight person a bottle of vodka and some crack. Lets see just how nuts their going to go. Karita Disclaimer
Karita: Midnightmoon-sama doesn't own Twilight....sadly.
Midnightmoon: Thanx sis first up is Edward Cullen.
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Edward's POV
I sat in my bedroom staring out the window, I missed Bella so much why did Charlie make her go to summer camp? While i was thinking of ways to bust her out a bottle came soaring through the window and hit me upside the head followed by a large black bag. I picked up both, and went to my window to see what idoit did that....it was a girl "Why the Hell did you throw that at me?!!" I yelled still watching her, she looked up "DON'T TALK TO ME!!!!!!!!" she screamed and then ran off dissapearing into the forest. "She's crazy." I thought, I looked at the bottle and bag the bottle said "drink now or forever hold thy peace." I opened it, smelled it then took a big swig of it. Then everything got all swirly and mixed up, i opened the bag and took a big smoke of what ever it was......then everything got wierd. I opened my door and made my way down the stairs, the bottle was still in my hand and the cigarette was in my mouth. I got down the stairs and saw Emmett and Jasper watching the picture box "Hey whats up boooooyyyyyysssss." i said as i sat down next to them, Emmett looked at me "Edward, Esme said we can't smoke, it's not good for us." He said. "Oh that fat (censored for being to evil), who cares what she says, im my own man now Esme can kiss my (censored)." I said as i took another swig of my drink. "Edward, are you ok?" Jasper asked "Yeah boy, I'm fine it's just this drink is so dang good, you gotta try dis stuff." I said as i gave him the bottle, Jasper looked at me in shock "Edward you're drinking vodka?" he asked, i took the bottle and drank some more "Yeah, what 'bout it fool." I said as i took another smoke, then i completly lost it, i took my clothes off (yes he's wearing underwear) and jumped on the coffee table "Come on boys, let's party." I said. i turned on the radio and started dancing and singing:
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Hi Barbie!
- Hi Ken!
- You wanna go for a ride?
-
Sure, Ken!
- Jump in!
- Ha ha ha ha!
I'm a Barbie
girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You
can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is
your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party
I'm
a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's
fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a blonde single
girl in the fantasy world
Dress me up, take your time, I'm
your dollie
You're my doll, rock and roll, feel the glamour
and pain
Kiss me here, touch me there, hanky-panky
You
can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours, oooh
whoa
I'm a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in
plastic, it's fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me
everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
Come on,
Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's
go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha
ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Make
me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
I can act like a
star, I can beg on my knees
Come jump in, be my friend, let us
do it again
Hit the town, fool around, let's go party
You
can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
You
can touch, you can play
You can say I'm always yours
Come
on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie,
let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha
ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
I'm
a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's
fantastic
You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is your creation
I'm a Barbie girl
in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic
You
can brush my hair, undress me everywhere
Imagination, life is
your creation
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha,
yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's go party, oooh, oooh
Come on,
Barbie, let's go party, ha ha ha, yeah
Come on, Barbie, let's
go party, oooh, oooh
- Oh, I'm having so much fun!
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Well, Barbie, we're just getting started!
- Oh, I love you
Ken!
Barbie Girl by Aqua
I continued to dance then I heard Esme scream followed by Alice and Rosealie, I turned around and looked at them "Edward Cullen, what the Hell are you doing?!?!?!?!?!?!!?" Esme screamed still watching me, "What does it look like I'm doing you (censored for being to evil), I'm dancing." I said as I took another drink from the magic bottle (Edward's gone bye bye). I jumped off the table and gave Jasper a big fat wet kiss "OMG!!!!!!! Edward needs help, Charslie!!!!!! Get down here!" Rosealie screamed. He ran downstairs to find me in my underwear making out with Jasper who may have passed out, he and Emmett grabbed me and pinned me against the wall, "Let me go! I've gotta save the magic pickle princess!!!!" I screamed struggling. Then Bella stepped in the door and looked at me, then she fainted "Pickle Princess I'll save you!!!" Isaid. I broke free of their grasp and grabbed.........Alice, i ran upstairs and into my bedroom, i put er on the bed and started kissing her, i was about to take her shirt off when something hit me on the back of my head then everything went black. "Oww, my head.... what happened?" i said. I looked around and saw a sign it said "Welcome to Germany all hail Hitler!" They sent me to Germany!!!!
The End
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Midnightmoon: that was Edward, please R&R oh yeah how do u make more chapters?
Edward: I did all that?
Karita: Yup, i was the one who threw the stuff
All: R&R!!!!!