Hey guys, I got this idea of making a story called " When Clans get crazy", and it's prettty crazy!
DISCLAIMER: I do NOT own warriors OR any of the cats, but Erin Hunter does. The story SHALL begin!
Thunderclan, at dawn, in the dens, sleeping
" Cloudtail, wake up! I had this great idea when i dreamed!" I said, waking up. "okay, lovely Brightheart." he said. I told him the plan. " Awesome, let's do it now, before the others wake up!
At the lake where EVERY cat drinks, Cloudtail and I poured 4 buckets of Crazy Potion that StarClan sent into the lake. " Okay, Cloudtail, ready to drink?" I asked, barely able to wait. " Ready!" he said. We drank in the lake.
BACK AT CAMP
" HEYYYY MAH HOMIES, WAKE UP 'CAUSE BRIGHTHEART'S IN TOWNNNN! " Brightheart said. All the cats in ThunderClan woke up. The cats were asking all sorts of questions, like "What's a town?" or, " Is Brightheart crazy? " . Then Seedpaw told Lilypaw he was thirsty, and the siblings went to the lake to get some water. Yay, more cra- " I'M A PRETTY GIRL, AND PURDY IS FRIGGIN' OOOLLD!"Cloudtail sang in the tune of "Barbie girl". " You interrupted me!" said the narrator. " Oh, sorry! " Cloudtail apologized. " LET ALL CATS OLD ENOUGH TO CATCH THEIR OWN PREY GATHER BENEATH THE HIGH ROCK!" Bramblestar yowled. " Okay, this is crazy, and I don't know what's happening, but- " Bramblestar broke off. " Don't know what's going on? I KNOW whats going on!" Said Lilypaw, arriving. " YEAH, Bramlestar's a kit, that's what's going on! And also i'm about to lick the creamy middle out of every cat's Oreo's!" Seedpaw said, running off. " Wahhh! Why! No, take Squirrelflight instead, she's ugly anyways!" Said Bramblestar, who soon got beat up by Squirrelflight. " ATTENTION! Every cat that gets a drink of water soon turns crazy, so... LET's get WATER!" Squirrelface- er- Squirrelflight- shouted to everyone. They marched down to the lake, singing wrecking ball by Miley Cyrus. Lionblaze insists her name is Whiny Cryus.
EVERY CLAN TOGETHER IN SHADOWCLAN WHEN IT'S NOT A GATHERING
" HARDY HOO HAHHHHHH" Mistystar said, slapping Ashstar with a fish. " Oh, it's ONNN, sista!" Ashtar said, and Jayfeather sat down on a magic couch with popcorn and WATCHED them fight. " BABE, I thought you couldn't see!" said Half moon. She had come back alive and joined Jayfeather's new clan, JayisbeautifulClan. " You gave me back sight, remember?" He said. All the kits, Featherkit, Fallenkit, Ravenkit, Greenkit, Wingkit, Darkkit, and all the many others, planned a surpize attack on everyone. They were all huddled together. " Ready, set, ATTACK!" Mistkit said in a cute high voice. The tiny, vicious scraps clawed every cat. "Ooooh, flying rainbows!" Bramblestar said, running after the kits. " AHHHH! DUMB FAT BRAMBLEPOOP! RUNNNNNN!" Screeched the kits, flying off with random jet packs.
In StarClan
StarClan had somehow drank the water, so they were crazy as well. "Hey Yellowpurplegreentongue!" Longtail said to Yellowpurplegreentongue, which was Yellowfang's new name. "What?" She asked. " I'm bringin' s*xy back!" Longtail said. ^o_o^
THE END OF CHAPTER ONE! review if it was good. Comment Oc's!