~Okay, this story is made up of a bunch of writers here who were just looking for some amusement during the summer (don't ask us, we just had no life at the time). Anyway, if you are offended by any of the bashings going on around here, only remember that we mean no offense to the characters at all. For the couple of people who took part in this compilation of stories and anime, the credit goes to sakuramae, lemistressv, frankie (no account on ff.net), shortboirae (also no account), and lilchibinicole (no account).

~Disclaimer: Okay, now that we've had all those formalities done, we also would like to add a disclaimer. No, none of the characters belong to us, unfortunately, and they all belong to their respected owners (can't name them all, too much anime to mention....). Bandai, Squaresoft, Dic, Naoko Takeuchi, blah blah, etc. etc......you know what I mean. So, that's it! Hope you enjoy this unintelligible crossover!

Chapter I

The Secret

Michiru opens the door to her water palace. She looks through the room at the top. It seems familiar, yet this palace seemed new to her. The fair-haired girl turns around to beckon to her Outer Senshi friends.

"So this is your castle," a young lady said. She held a staff and what looked like a talisman showing that she was a pure heart. "I'm impressed. It is well preserved."

Haruka, the girl behind Michiru, shook her head and whistled. "Now this is something that you and I have to earn money for."

Michiru laughed at her best friend's amazement toward the castle that they had to dwell in for a while. "With a castle like this, we don't need to earn money. What do you think of it, Hotaru?"

The pale girl beside her stared wide-eyed at the magnificent staircase that led to the second floor. "Oh, Michiru-mama, it's wonderful! Are we going to stay here for a while, Setsuna-mama?"

"I think this castle will serve its purpose," Setsuna replied, nodding with approval. "It is well suited for the stories we will hear out of your mother's own mouth." She held her staff and looked at Michiru. "Are you sure you want to do this? You might be disappointed at what you see."

Michiru nodded her head willingly. She wanted to know who her mother was and why she left Michiru to Athena. Yet, fearing that her mother was someone evil, she was reluctant to come to the planet Neptune and find out. Haruka had persuaded Michiru to do this and helped her on the way. Now, she held her best friend's hand as they walked into the palace throne room.

Holding the staff, Setsuna pointed at the throne and muttered a prayer to the gods. Suddenly, a flash of yellow and red light appeared. Hotaru screamed and Haruka drew the child closer to her. Michiru and Setsuna looked away calmly. Who they saw bewildered even Setsuna. Sitting on the throne room was a very beautiful woman in her mid-twenties with shining blonde hair at the top and red hair flowing to the bottom. She had the same ivory skin as Michiru and wore two familiar gold bracelets that had a purple and green gem on the bracelet.

"Is she your mama?" Hotaru asked. "She looks just like you."

"But, that's…" Haruka sputtered, looking from Michiru to the woman. "Galaxia!"

Michiru held up her mirror, "Submarine Reflection!" The power washed over Galaxia and it seems that Chaos did not possess her.

Michiru asked her if she was really the mother. "I can prove to you that I am." She then pulled out a crystal violin and looked at Michiru. "Michiru, what inspired you to play the violin?"

"When I was born, I heard my mother play this melody. It always haunts me if I don't play," Michiru asked, "Why did you want to know that?"

"The song was called 'Serenade of the Deep'", Galaxia said in her melodic voice. "Your father loved that melody very much." She then began to play the haunting melody she knew by heart.

Suddenly, the door broke down. It was the Z Warriors! They needed the Outer Senshi's help in defeating old enemies like Queen Beryl, Wise Man, Amazoness Quartet, Chaos, Frieza, King Cold, Cooler, Garlic Jr., Cell, Majin Buu, Bebi, and #17.

The Z Warriors said, "Sailor Moon and the others are already on earth fighting the enemies. They are barely holding on. The Star Lights are also fighting. Transform now. We'll meet you on earth."

As the Z thugs flew to earth, they were trapped between 5 mobile suits.

"Stop where you are!" one of the pilots cried.

"We don't want to hurt you so please put down your weapons," a blonde 15-year-old boy said as he jumped out of his mobile suit. He came closer to the Z thugs. Suddenly a beam colored the sky with red.

"Quatre! Watch out!" another pilot cried as he jumped out of his gundam.

"Trowa, don't!!" cried the first pilot who spoke to the Z thugs.

"Stop right there! All of you are so weak that we can beat you with our weapons and GFs. Our names are: Leader, Squall Leonhart; Witch, Rinoa Heartilly; Sharpshooter, Irvine Kinneas; Instructor, Quistis Trepe; Outgoing, Selphie Tilmitt; Technician, Zell Dincht; and Almighty Sorceress, Edea Kraemer."

"Shall we fight? All right. Then I would like to summon Eden," said Rinoa.

It knocked them in a single blow. "I told you guys that you couldn't beat us, you Gundam thugs and Z thuggish fools!"

"Oh, really?" A dark haired boy grinned as he jumped out of his gundam.

"The weak shouldn't be fighting!" cried a Chinese kid while jumping out of the mobile suit.

"Yeah, you said it, Wufei!" cried the last gundam pilot as he tried to jump out of his gundam. "Aahhh!" he cried as he fell off the mobile suit and landed on his face.

"Duo, stop clowning around!" the dark haired boy scolded.

"Enough with the chit chat already! Let's get on with this!" Squall cried.

"STOP!!" cried two tall beautiful girls. "Stop this fight, this is not your battle!"

One of the girls had red hair and black wings like a crow. The other girl had silky blue hair and looked like a water nymph. They seemed to have very good fashion (a guy in a blue shirt said). The blue haired girl was eating two bags of potato chips while her friend was talking.

"Hello, allow us to introduce ourselves. I am Sailor Lead Crow and my eating companion over here is Sailor Aluminum Siren."

As they said this, they attacked Sailor Moon (how did she get here? Usagi and the others were watching the whole scene) and killed her. The two beautiful girls tried to kill the Star Lights, but the Star Lights ran away. As Lead Crow and Aluminum Siren were about to attack Sailor Mercury, a pink ball of fluff came into view. It screamed, "Jigglypuff!" and started singing. "Jigglypuff, Jigga-lee-puff. Jigglypuff, Jigga-lee!" Everyone fell asleep and Galaxia used her power to blast the pink ball of fluff away.

As Jigglypuff flew in the air, it hit a guy with a blue shirt identical to the one who lives on the sixth floor. He cried as the pink fluff hit him, "Bawitdaba!" (Isn't it obvious?)

Meanwhile, as the Star Lights ran, four awesome mobile suits blocked their path. One mobile suit had a coat of arms in the middle of it. The other was a maroon looking robot with a spiky whip for a weapon. The other two in the back were both white Taurus suits.

The mobile suit with the coat of arms stepped up and said, "This is Treiz Khushrenada speaking. I am very disappointed and disgusted on how you fighters could run away so disgracefully from a battle! You call yourselves defenders of the universe?"

When he was finished speaking, the red mobile suit stepped up. "Should we teach them a lesson, Treiz, or do we just eliminate them?"

One of the pilots of the two Taurus suits stepped up. "No, Zechs, I don't think we should."

The mobile suit with the coat of arms turned to the other Taurus on his side. "Lady, what do you think?"

"Hmm, it's a tough decision. I'll go on whatever you decide, your Excellency."

"We shall teach them a lesson," cried the Outer Senshi from nowhere.

"Deep Submerge!"

"World Shaking!"

"Dead Scream!"

A large beam came from a man with a tail claiming to be the strongest fighter in the universe. The man said, "All of you get out, I will handle these thugs myself."

As they left four blondies appeared, called super saiyans. They looked at the Star Lights with disgust. They said to the Star Lights, "How dare you call yourselves defenders of the universe, if you were defenders of the universe you wouldn't have ran from a pink ball of fluff."

The Star Lights were begging for mercy, the saiyans gave mercy to the Star Lights, but one of them wasn't so merciful. He said, "I'll see you in the next dimension," then he blasted the Star Lights with a powerful blast destroying them.

Sailor Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, Saturn, and Galaxia stared. Neptune turned around and ran to the direction of a blue light. There she spotted a white ice creature using its powers on Sailor Mars. Sailor Uranus used her World Shaking against the female ice creature. The blast also took Rinoa by surprise.

"Aaah!" she cried out. Squall tried to catch her from falling, but ended up missing her by a yard. "Oops…" Quistis tried not to smile and thanked Uranus for getting rid of the evil thug. Rinoa was then lost in space…forever.(ahahahaha!)

Sailor Pluto sighed in relief. Then Neptune and Uranus cried out, "Let's partay!" While everyone was partying, the man responsible for all the enemies returning showed himself on television. His identity was unknown. His name was…Sephiroth.

As Sephiroth walked closer to the television screen, an evil light filled the room. Suddenly, the doors crashed open. A tall spiky haired man with blue Mako eyes popped up. He was accompanied by a tall, attractive young lady with her hair tied at the bottom like a dolphin's tail.

"The time has come," the man with blue Mako eyes said calmly.

"What?" Lead Crow asked looking confused. "What do you mean 'The time has come?'"

Aluminum Siren looked up from eating a lemon. "Who are you? I don't remember you from anywhere."

"Oh, I'm sorry. We got so carried away that we forgot to introduce ourselves. My name is Tifa Lockhart, and this is Cloud Strife. We're sorry we interrupted your party, we don't mean any harm," the young lady said.

"How may we assist you?" asked Michiru, gracefully walking towards Cloud and Tifa. But before Cloud could answer, a huge earthquake rocked the bar they were staying in to pieces.

"Michiru!!" Haruka called running towards her.

"Haruka, watch out!!" Setsuna warned running after her. After that, everything turned black…