Once upon a tiem Hary was sad and tarp in broom.
Then hagger said 'no your are wiozzar, henry'
he and haryr got onto his magik BMX and went to Warthogs
'hagger pls i want gunnar seat pls' begt henrik
'no u will b kill' reply hagg3r
when they got 2 hogwars profesr Seven Snails met them and yell at haggr and Holland.
"Hagrid, you are a big, fat, half-wit of a half-giant and this fanfiction is terrible!"
Snapple then look at Hollister's and added, "And your father bullied me when I was in school and married my girl!"
then snape cry every tiem because he is just sad old man and he only just wanted firnds but he was too mean to have any
[insert build-up to conflict, conflict, plot setbacks, conflict resolution and lead-in to sequel here]
profsor Albert Bumblebee smile at Harley and his eyes twinkle twinkle'd alot
"thx for kill big snake, Humphrey," he say
"Lol that doesn't happen until the second book," replied Harry
then Bumbledore shout, "then who was snake?"