Hey! I've been meaning to post this for a while now (ever since the middle of the second story actually) but figured I'd wait till I'd gotten the third one up and running...

Anyway! This is a compilation of outtakes or other random idea's I've had throughout the years pertaining to my story(s)! This means it can be anything from going to an amusement park (winkwink) to pervy stuff (which I'm debating doing later on, so the rating might change).

Also, because of the fact that my stories are based at different times and in different worlds, before each chapter I'll probably give a little forewarning as to what's happening and when it's taking place, so that everyone isn't confused as shit when they go to read.

And one more thing! Because this isn't the main story, it probably won't get updated as often, but every once and a while I'll be sure to write something up. I've already got a list of idea's planned out, so I hope you guys are all looking forwards to it as well :)

Setting: Konoha, after Lauren first falls into the Naruto world.

What happens: Drunkenness

Chapter rating: T

Normal POV

Kakashi had to admit – Lauren was probably one of the greatest students he'd ever had. Despite only having been training with the brunette for just over two weeks, he was amazed by her display of power - a growth he'd never even thought to be possible before this point. Not only that, but she was well mannered. This might have been simply because one: she was older than his regular grouping of students, and two: in a world that's not your own, being polite was a good idea.

Chuckling to himself, Kakashi glanced up from the perverted book in his hands and out the window, taking in the orange pigmented sky. It was the end of the day, and usually he would've headed over to Lauren's room at the mansion and asked if she'd want to go out to dinner, but apparently Naruto had already invited her out.

Kakashi rolled his showing eye. The way he was phrasing his thoughts made it sound like he fancied Lauren – always training her, constantly asking if she wanted to go out to dinner.

He laughed at himself.

No, he wouldn't deny that Lauren was a nice looking female – her colorful eyes and smarts being but only two appealing traits - but he was in his late twenties, and for anyone to even think about a 16 year old in such a…fashion… was a sin as far as he was concerned.

Sighing, Kakashi snapped his book closed. For him to even be debating such topics was a sign that he'd been reading those books too much. Besides, at the end of the day the jonin truthfully had no interest in relationships, he just wanted to be the best shinobi he could be for his village.

Slipping off his mattress Kakashi set the green covered novel onto his nightstand and stood, stretching out his limbs. The night was still early; maybe he'd head into to town and see what was happening.

Stepping over to his dresser Kakashi pulled out a loose fitting T-shirt and threw it over the tight fitting navy blue one that already adorned his torso. Brushing past his headband on the way to the door, Kakashi grabbed his wallet and then slipped his shoes on before stepping out into the hall. A minute later he emerged onto the street.

Since Kakashi had no preference to where he was going he simply allowed himself to be pulled with the flow of the evening crowd, taking in the brightly lit lanterns and signs along his way. The village really was peaceful, he thought to himself. He was glad to see it in such calm state.

Well…at least most of the village was calm.

"OOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo!"

Dragging a hand down his face Kakashi lifted his eyes to look at the restaurant nearby. It was clear there was a ruckus going on inside – and he could identify the voice too.

Sighing, Kakashi shoved his hands into his pockets and glided over to the restaurant, brushing the cloth in the door to the side as he stepped into the threshold.

Seated at the counter were Gai, Asuma, and Kurenai. Each had very pink face, eyes droopy with intoxication.

"Kakashi! My raibal!" Gai slurred at noticing the silver haired man. He went to stand from his seat but lost his footing. Kakashi was fast however, and quickly caught his friend before he could hit the deck.

"Hello Gai," Kakashi greeted with a fake smile. "How are you this fine evening?"

"Just wonderful!" The green wearing shinobi exclaimed, flinging his hands into the air jubilantly. Kakashi sighed. Gai was too far gone.

"Yo!"

Kakashi blinked in surprise as an arm wrapped around his shoulder, forcefully pulling him downward. Asuma just grinned happily.

"As long as you're here, why not have a drink with us!"

"No, no, I'm good," Kakashi replied, slipping out of Asuma's hold as a sweatdrop rolled down his face. These guys were incredible – getting absolutely hammered at night in the middle of the week.

"Aww, why not?" Asuma persisted, punching him in the arm playfully. Kakashi exhaled again, running his hand through his hair.

"Because what would our students think if they saw us like this?"

"Eh?" Kurenai swiveled around, blinking innocently. "But they're the ones who started all this…"

Unsure of what she meant, Kakashi suddenly became aware of the loud talking coming from deeper within the restaurant and turned, leaning to look past a few vacant tables. And sure enough, way on the back wall was all of their students, faces pink and happy as they continued to laugh about things he couldn't quite hear.

Sighing, Kakashi introduced his palm to his forehead.

Kurenai, Asuma, and Gai must've come across all of the teens having dinner together and discovered them drinking. If anything Gai probably went on a spiel about how they shouldn't misuse their youth and one of the daring boys, like Naruto or Kiba, had said something about they could handle alcohol better than even the adults.

That's how it all ended up like this – he knew. He just knew.

At this point Kakashi realized that everyone was too far gone for him to reason with them to go home, and was about to just walk out and head somewhere else when a thought clicked in his head.

If all their previous students had gone out drinking, and Lauren had been invited by Naruto, then…

Turning back around Kakashi stalked a few steps closer to the group of teens and narrowed his eyes, searching the group. And sure enough, smack dab between Naruto and Kiba was a red faced Lauren.

"Goddammit," Kakashi sighed and rubbed his temples. He should've been able to trust Naruto with taking a girl out to dinner! It was a simple thing! And he certainly didn't expect them to get intoxicated at all. But either way Lauren, the girl sill placed in his care by orders of Tsunade-sama, was sitting there buzzed, and it was his responsibility to see that it be stopped.

Stepped up to the group of teens, Kakashi stood over head and looked down at them all with an eyebrow raised in anything but amusement. After a minute Naruto noticed the jonin and raised his hand friendlily.

"'ey there Sensei! What 'tchu doin' here?!"

Kakashi closed his eyes and took a deep breath, internally shaking his head in disappointment at the blonde.

Looking back down at the group Kakashi met Lauren's inquisitive, wide green eyes and crooked his head to the side with a smile.

"Wanna get some ice cream with me?"

The brunette was up in an instant. Kakashi internally high-fived himself – he knew what she liked.

Grabbing Lauren by the arm to steady her, Kakashi gracefully led the two of them out of the restaurant and back onto the street. Lauren skipped along beside him and Kakashi was thankful that she didn't seem to be as drunk as the others, like Gai, for she could still keep her balance.

…or so he thought.

"!" Kakashi glanced over at Lauren again and quickly shot his arm out to grab onto her before she could knock her head into the side of a building, her footing having gotten mixed up at some point.

"Woah~!" the female said as Kakashi pulled her back to his side, gripping both her shoulders tightly as if to keep her two feet firmly stuck to the ground. After a moment she started to giggle and Kakashi sighed with both relief and annoyance.

Kneeling onto the ground, Kakashi stretched his lips back into another smile and looked back at Lauren.

"C'mon, I'm gonna give you a piggyback."

Mindlessly, Lauren nodded and climbed onto the jonin's back. One she was settled Kakashi heaved himself up and started towards the Hokage's mansion.

As the two traveled Lauren started to hum a tune peacefully and Kakashi smiled at her mellow sound. Not only that, but if Lauren could hum so beautifully then he wondered if she could sing even better…

However, a minute later the humming stopped, and Kakashi paused, glancing back over at the brunette over his shoulder. Just looking at her paling face he could tell something wasn't right.

"I don't feel good," she mumbled, rubbing her forehead into his shoulder. As a man who'd been drunk before, Kakashi knew he wouldn't have time to run all the way to the mansion. Fortunately, his house was just a block away.

Quickly the silver haired man set Lauren down before switching her into his arms, bounding across the rooftops swiftly. If he had chose to run with Lauren on his back, he was sure the bouncing wouldn't have helped her in anyway.

Within the next minute Kakashi was perched on the window sill of his apartment. Skillfully he slid the window open and slipped through, Lauren still in his arms. The jonin then padded across his floor and into the bathroom. Not a moment later did Lauren flip out of his arms and heave over the toilet.

Scrunching up his nose in sympathetic pain, Kakashi reached his hand into a nearby drawer and pulled out a hair band. He then leaned down slightly and gathered all Lauren locks in his hands, securing them with the band a moment later.

With nothing else he could do Kakashi simply exited the bathroom and shut the door behind him, being sure to leave it open a crack.

For a minute the jonin simply stood there, not really knowing what to do. However, after thinking about it he realized he still had some reports to fill out after a previous mission and shuffled into his kitchen to do so.

He'd only gotten through four pages when he heard the bathroom creak open.

Lauren soon stumbled into the doorframe, and Kakashi raised his eyebrow in surprise.

"Sensei," she slurred tiredly, eyes determined despite her drunken state. "What's under your mask?"

"Another mask."

Lauren laughed slightly. "No, stupid! What's your face look like?"

"Well, I've got a nose and mouth," Kakashi drawled, enjoying his own sarcasm. Lauren, on the other hand, didn't seem to enjoying it so much and stomped up to him.

Kakashi stood and grabbed the brunette's hands before they could touch the fabric of his mask. Lauren's mouth turned into an angry pout and she quickly kicked her leg out, hitting Kakashi right in his knee. Because of this the jonin lost his balance, and with hands still grabbing onto Lauren's, sent them both tumbling to the kitchen floor.

Blinking out of his confusion, Kakashi stared at the girl now lying underneath him. Surprisingly, her face held a smirk.

"You know sensei, I had no idea you'd straddle a little 'ol 16 year old girl like this," she slurred, smirk morphing into a grin as Kakashi eyes widened in surprise, having been taken aback by her comment.

However, with his guard now down, Lauren quickly reached up with her freed hands and slipped her fingers under the edges of his mask, swiftly pulling it down before Kakashi could stop her.

The jonin froze in surprise. He'd been unmasked.

For a solid minute Lauren and Kakashi just sat there, the jonin unknowing of what to do next and Lauren taking in the sight before her.

"Well," she finally spoke as Kakashi pushed himself off of her, tugging his mask back up into place. "I win. I've solved the mystery of Kakashi's face."

Giggling, Lauren pushed herself off the floor and then started staggering back towards the bathroom.

"Now, I think I need ta…"

A moment later the retching sounds continued and Kakashi sighed, rubbing a hand down the side of his face. Someone had finally seen his face…but she was drunk.

Kakashi chuckled to himself, sitting back in front of his papers. He doubted she'd even remember what had happen the next morning.

When Lauren woke up she was very confused. Her head felt heavy, her body felt exhausted, and when she went to open her eyes the sunlight stung.

"Oh, you're awake."

Shielding her eyes this time, Lauren squinted and looked towards the sound of the voice. She immediately found Kakashi standing there with a mask hidden smile, two cups of coffee in his hands.

"If you've made one for me, then I must really have gotten buzzed yesterday…"

Chuckling, Kakashi stepped over to the side of the bed as Lauren propped herself up. He handed a mug to her before sitting on the mattress with his own.

Together the two sipped on the warm drink for a minute before Lauren glanced up, narrowing her eyes straight ahead.

"I feel like…I did something good yesterday." Quizzically the brunette glanced at Kakashi. "Did I see your face?"

Kakashi immediately froze in surprise and Lauren grinned wearily.

"Don't worry; I honestly don't remember anything from last night. All I know is that I have this feeling as if I've done something no one's done before."

Kakashi chuckled. "Well, in that case I'm surprised you really don't remember."

Lauren shrugged, smiling slightly. "It's probably 'cause what's under your mask wasn't too much of a shock. Had I unmasked you to find a pair of fish lips then I definitely would've remembered…"

Laughing again, the jonin leaned back a bit, stretching out his back.

"So, wanna refresh me on what happened last night?" Lauren questioned.

"Well, I found you at a restaurant with the others, and it looked like you'd all been drinking, so I bribed you with ice cream to be able to take you home, but we didn't make it that far. Instead I brought you back here, because you're stomach didn't hold up long enough."

Lauren rolled her eyes at her own stupidity. "How'd I get into your bed then?"

"I went to check on you in the bathroom at some point," Kakashi explained. "I found you leaning against the wall beside the toilet already sound asleep, so I figured the bed would be a better place rather than the bathroom floor."

"Well, I appreciate your kindness," Lauren said, pushing her hand into the mattress. "But you really need a new bed, dude. This shit is hard as dicks."

Kakashi raised both his eyebrows in surprise at her phrasing and Lauren immediately turned pink again, but this time for a different reason besides being hammered.

"Uhh…my phrasing, it's uhh…"

"No need to explain," Kakashi said with a chuckle, waving his hand. "I learned last night that you aren't an innocent sweetheart."

Lauren's face managed to get even redder.

"What? Sensei, what do you mean by that?"

"Not telling~"

"Sensei!"

"Oh, it's nothing," he finally said, standing from the mattress. "I'm just teasing you."

Lauren then began to pout.

Laughing, Kakashi picked up both their coffee cups and walked towards the kitchen.

"Why don't you go ahead and shower? I'll cook us some breakfast."

Lauren blinked in surprise. "I don't have anything to change into though…"

"Then just wear what you have on – it should still be clean."

Lauren furrowed her eyebrows. After throwing up and drunk was her shirt still supposed to be…?

The brunette finally glanced down. She wasn't wearing her shirt, rather Kakashi's.

"Sensei! You pervert!"

"Hey!" Kakashi called defensively from the other room. "Your shirt was dirty! I was just trying to help!"

"But you didn't deny the pervert part!"

"I don't have the right to, do I?"

"Goddammit, sensei…"

"Just kidding~!"

"But you're not!"

"Maybe your right…"

"JUST STOP PLEASE."

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