Green?
"Yeah, dude?"
I… I kind of missed you. Y'know… during our journey.
"Psh, I didn't miss you. Seriously, I missed you like a prostitute misses chlamydia."
Really?"
"I'm kidding, Red. I missed you, too."
And when I was on Mount Silver…
"Don't even talk about that. Standing on the summit of a mountain in subzero temperatures—without a coat, I might add—for five months was the stupidest decision you've ever made, unanimously."
I've made more foolish ones.
"Like what? Never training a Dragonite because you were too impatient?"
No. And that sounds more like something you'd do, Green.
"Suck on it, Red. What about abandoning your mother and embarking on a long, dangerous trek with hazardous creatures that had the potential to kill you?"
Again, something else you've done.
"Then what was such a dumb decision that it tops Mount Silver?"
Abandoning you for those five months.
"… Sheesh, you mutes are romantics."
You're a cheeseball yourself.
"Yeah. I know. Don't tell anybody."
I'll think about it.
"Asshole."
Heh heh.