AN: I originally made this up as a joke to one of my friends to spam his account while he was offline. Once he read it all he suggested i actually post it here. Of course this version is going to be much longer and cover the whole story. Enjoy

Luneth's Journal

#1 - 8 The Cave

#1

So. . . I fell down this whole about ten minutes ago. I'm thinking of looking around. It's been about 12 minutes since I ate last, so I'm getting kinda hungry. . . Yep, I'm gonna do it.
- 15:31 Friday

#2

After looking around some green guys with knives attacked me. Since when were green men with knives living under our village. I'm gonna have to question the elder when I get out of here.
- 17:42 Friday

#3

I was just going to have a break on this rock at a dead end. Not like I needed a break, you know, I'm awesome. When the wall next to the rock just dropped into the ground. The elder deffinatley has some explaining to do.

- 17:50 Friday

#4

It's been four days since I fell into this cave. I'm seriously starting to think that this place will be my coffin. My growling stomach feels the same. I did find a spring though, so my HP and MP are fully refilled, not that I have any idea what they are.
- 18:37 Friday

#5

Still wandering in this cave. I seem to keep going around in circles. These linear cave paths make me confused. I also happened to find a treasure chest, but when I opened it an insanely cold wind blew in my face and I passed out for a while. Why the hell you would put a wind as cold as the south pole, no one knows. I'm seriously starting to consider whether or not he is just an old man.
- 00:17 Saturday

#6

My brain finally started to work again and I was able to determine which paths were dead ends by whether they had a wall at the end of them. On my way to the obviously marked exit, a door, I was slapped in the face by another one of gramps antarctic wind troll chests. He should try the internet. When you get trolled on there it doesn't hurt. . . physically. But his trolling didn't stop there either. It's a conspiracy. Like, maybe he's one of those villians who keeps all their secrets in a basement. He's stolen the name of a classic monster for a giant blackberry with an eyeball. He called it. . . Carbuncle. . . I know right, Plagorism.
- 03:47 Saturday

#7

I am seriously gonna kill Gramps. I was just about to leave that stinking hole when some purple lights dazzled my brain into a stupor again, and then, out of nowhere, a giant freaking turtle just blinks in out of thin air. I mean what the fridge magnets does gramp think he is doing. If I hadn't brought those two troll chests for a revenge plot on gramps I may not have gotten out of there. I'll just have to stick Gramps with this longsword instead now.
- 05:12 Saturday

#8

Now I deffinately know Gramps is up to something. After I dropped that turtle like a total boss, the crystal behind it started talking. I shrugged it off as a prank from gramps and kept walking. I even saw gramps in the reflection of the crystal with a shotgun aimed at me. I hightailed it out of there. So fast I randomly skipped frames of the stupid game into the grasslands out side of the village. Oh wait I'm not supposed to break the 4th wall am I.
- 05:30 Saturday

AN: I hope you liked this, I actually replayed the game to make this for you guys xD. Look out for more soon.