Dreaming Of The Hallways Of Life

Chapter 1

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(TAKES PLACE AFTER EAT, PRAY, QUEEF.)

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Craig Tucker along with numerous other men and boys in South Park had just finished doing the great music video. When he got home and had dinner with his family he sat in the living room to reflect on his day.

His sister Ruby had just finished her homework and was coloring in a coloring book.

Craig decided to chime in "I've certainly learned a lot today. Mister Mackey is a bonehead. Principal Victoria said "at least once a week a boy is in my office for farting on a girl." I'd like to say this whole week has been great because I got to learn about gender equality."

Laura Tucker replied "excellent!"

Tom Tucker replied "Craig listen to me. If you get sent to the principal's office for farting on a girl I will whoop your ass."

Craig replied back "that sounds like a fair punishment. Farting on a girl is very rude and getting sent to the principal's office to begin with is enough to get you in trouble at home."

Tom said "I'm glad you got the message."

Craig lowered his head silently. Tom went back to to looking at the bills.

Laura suggested "hey Tom let's go out this Friday night."

Tom said "we should."

Craig groaned.

Laura asked "what's wrong Craig?"

Craig answered "what about child equality? Don't Ruby and I get to go out to a restaurant?"

Laura said "children are not equal Craig."

Craig said "yes and some are less equal than others."

Laura reiterated "they're not equal to adults."

Craig said "well it's true there are some reasons children can't be equal but some rules against children aren't fair."

Tom snapped "life isn't fair Craig."

Suddenly Craig felt some gas come about.

He walked over to Ruby and stuck his but in her face and farted.

Ruby yelled "CRAIG YOU BASTARD!"

Craig walked back over to the other side of the living room and leaned against the wall.

Laura said "Craig you did not just do what I think you did."

Tom said "oh yes he clearly did."

Tom got up and grabbed Craig. He flipped his son over and asked Ruby "hey Ruby would you like to watch your brother get spanked for farting on you?"

Ruby answered "well sure dad."

Tom said "I told you I'd spank you for farting on a girl."

Tom gave his son Craig three hard swats on his ass.

Craig tried to hold back the tears.

After he was spanked Craig asked "hey dad do you think there was a chance Ruby wouldn't want to see me get spanked?"

Tom answered "well maybe there was a two percent chance."

Laura, Ruby, and Tom all laughed.

Craig just said "that's a good one dad."

Laura said "here's a good one for you Craig. You're grounded for a week for farting on your sister."

Craig snapped "What?"

Laura answered "I think it's a fair punishment. You did admit it's rude to fart on girls. You did admit you had no problem with the idea of your dad spanking you for doing that Craig."

Craig said "okay mom, I'll do the time. Ruby I'm sorry."

Ruby said "apology accepted."

Laura said "just stay up against that wall Craig. In a minute I'll march you up to your room."

Craig remained leaning against the wall.

A minute later Laura grabbed Craig and said "Craig you've still much to learn as you walk down the big hallway of life."

All of a sudden Craig was thrown through a big open vortex and he screamed.

Then he woke up from his dream.

He looked at his clock and it said 10 AM.

Ruby was standing in his doorway and asked "are you okay Craig?"

Craig answered "yes it was just a stupid nightmare and I'm fine Ruby. I'm ready for my shower and I'm ready for the day."

Ruby said "that's the way to go Craig. Face life head on."

TO BE CONTINUED.