I OWN NOTHING!

England, America, and Japan are stuck inside…a box. For no apparent reason.

"Why in the bloody hell are we inside a box, a box of all the things on the Earth, why are we in a box. Does anyone care to explain?" England grumbles.

"I reary don't know, all I remember is waking up in the box." Japan says while blushing.

"Dude relax, I, the hero will totally save us all!" America exclaims while he pounds on the box. "Somehow."

"I reary wish this box was a rittle bit bigger." Japan says with a stressed expression.

England was blushing at the position that he was because japan was on top of him in the most awkward way ever. "I say we all agree to never speak of this again." England says.

"I agree." Japan says while he blushes a red that easily beats one of Spain's tomatoes.

"Me too." America says while he pounds at the box some more.

"Stop that wretched banging, America! It's driving me insane." England says while glaring at America.

"England, I'm bored." America groans.

"Well, find a way to entertain yourself quietly. " England sighs.

Suddenly the top of the box opens up, and the trio looks up.

"Kolkolkol, Become one with Russia, Da?" Russia says while he emits a menacing purple aura.