Saphiragon #5
This time I am telling you about the day when Saphira had birthday. And because she is an ever-hungry, Eragon wanted to make her something very special to eat since eating is her favorite activity. So Eragon thought of what he could make for her. The years before he always made something with meat, honey nuggets, meaty stew or other random meat stuff. He wanted to make something different, to surprise Saphira with a good idea. Then he suddenly asked himself: "Hey, I made something with meat all the years before, so what about some vegetables?" And so he started collecting vegetables for his new invention, stealing them from people who had a farm, which made him ending up running away from whole villages. But he made it somehow, they threw rocks at him and foul fruits, but at least he got enough carrots, tomatoes, salad and more to create something… strange. Well, he called it 'amazing'. He wanted to make some sort of cake, so he grabbed some corn and made a base for his cake out of wheat meal. Then he started to mix in random vegetables he found, sticking up some carrots right onto the 'cake', squeezing tomatoes in, and he added the salad to this weird creation. The next day, at Saphira's birthday, he woke her up and said to her: "Happy birthday my sunshine!" Saphira answered: "Omg you moron, I was sleeping -_- Well now that you woke me up, where is my present? I'm fucking hungry!" "I go and get it for you! Hang on a second!" "Hurry or I eat you instead." Eragon grabbed his vegetable cake and ran back to Saphira. Then he gave his cake to her. "Here, I tried out something new! I hope you enjoy it!" Saphira answered: "…are you serious? There is not a single bit of meat in this piece of shit." She squashed the weird abomination of a 'cake' with her foot. "Sorry, I thought you would like it" Eragon answered. "Well, I do NOT! I want meat, now go get me some, fool!" "On my way, my love!"
And so turned Saphira's Birthday into a usual day like always for Eragon, making him hunting something to eat for her.
~Don't give your dragon some vegetable shit on it's birthday. Dragons only love meat, always remember this, fool~