Disclaimer: Urablur doesn't own the Super Smash Brothers series, HAL and Nintendo do.
Pit was walking across the hallway, still tired. There was a big party for the newcomers the night before, where he was greeted by champaigne, and quite a few glares from smashers who weren't returning. Also, the night was called off prematurely after Ike had to be rushed to the hospital. Apparently, after he and Snake got into an argument about who had the better headband, and despite Marth's interjections (or maybe that's a tiara), Snake had no other choice but to snap Ike's neck.
Pit was almost to his room, which was usually inhabited by Mr.Game & Watch, but after a strange love affair including the Gameboy Color, Virtual Boy, a copy of Mario Tennis and a disturbing amount of ducktape, his hope of appearing in Brawl was starting to decline.
But he bumped into Roy. The red-haired swordsman was labeled to be replaced by Pit. So of course he was bitter.
"Hi!" Pit said, smiling. Roy did't return the gesture.
"Who do you think you are?" Roy demanded. Pit flinched.
"I think I'm Pit, why?" Pit asked.
"No, you idiot!" Roy yelled. Pit took a step back. "I'm supposed to be the the spiky haired, mischief making but lovable boy of the group! I'm an asset to this company, and here you come to steal my job! What do you have to say about that? I'm going to be poor or something!"
"Well," Pit said thoughtfully, "I originally was made to be in Melee, so-"
"So nothing!" Roy snapped. "I'm out of a job now, because of you!"
Angrily, Roy punched Pit in the chest. Surprised, the other smasher staggered back and coughed up...a coin?
"Dude, did a coin just fly out of you?" The swordsman asked, quietly.
"I guess so..." Pit replied, wide-eyed.
"Wait, I've got a great idea!" Roy exclaimed.
Doctor Mario woke up after hearing a large thud. Yawning, the physican stepped outside to examine the ruckus. No, that's not a pun.
He was shocked to see Roy, beaten up, and Pit, ready to hit him with a baseball bat, and hundreads of gold coins surrounding them.
"Just a few more man, and I'm in the green!" Roy said, numerous teeth missing from his mouth.
Pit socked Roy in the mouth. Another coin popped out.
"Wait a minute," Pit asked. "That's sort of weird. I hit you, but instead of coins there's some red liquid coming out."
Roy didn't reply. Instead, he collapsed, tumbling off the balcony. Another thud signaled he had hit the ground.
"Y-you just killed him!" Doc exclaimed, speechless until now.
Pit peered over the edge. Downstairs, more smashers had found Roy's body.
"I guess he won't be needing the job, after all."