Hey guys. So, my friend had told me "I just had a scary thought… HoneyXKyouya." I had told her I'd write a story about it. She thought I was kidding.

I wasn't.

So, without further ado, here is my story for Amanda about HoneyXKyouya. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own OHSHC or any of it's characters

I sighed, looking around. Today was the day the Host Club was closed to get more stuff. And it was only me.

Tamaki was enjoying movies with his grandmother. They had just found out they likes the same movies.

Mori was training for an upcoming match. I had heard Honey was staying with him.

Hikaru and Kaoru were off bothering Haruhi, as usual.

Haruhi was going to a Commoner's Market to pick up some stuff.

And I was here, looking around the Host Club, ordering new China, tea, and snacks.

The door opened, and I turned to see who it was. A small figure walked in, carrying a bunny. Honey.

"Honey, what are you doing here? Aren't you watching Mori?" I asked curiously. There was never a time when I didn't know something. "I wanted to stay here and enjoy some treats! Can we go out and buy cake?" He asked. My eye twitched. "No, that would cost too much money." I said. "Aw, but we always have some when we're hosting! Why not now?" He asked. "Because that's for hosting. Why don't you try something else, like broccoli? Or carrots?" I asked. He made a disgusted face. "Ew, no. Candy! Cake! Sweets!" He exclaimed.

As I walked around, writing down things we needed, he kept on pleading. "Come on! Just a little bit. Like, not even a whole cake. No? How about… half a cake? A quarter? An eighth? A slice? Come on!" He pleaded. "No!" I yelled, turning around in fury. He looked scared at my outburst. But geez, he was annoying. How did Mori put up with him?

"Please? Please? Please?" He asked. Suddenly, an idea came to mind. "I'll show you something better than candy. Much sweeter." I said. "Really? What?" He asked, happy. "Come on." I said.

Naked skin touching naked skin. Our clothes in a pile to the side. A moan of pleasure, from which one of us? It didn't really matter.

"You know, I like this better than candy." Were the words that escaped from his mouth.

Oh god. No.

So, how was that? That's what my friend gets when you say 'HoneyXKyouya'. I was going to do more, but I decided to keep it more… (what's the word?) K rated than my Jealousy and Vice (a Karakuridoji Ultimo fanfic I haven't put on here. Actually, I deleted it) fanfic. As you can probably tell, that one was pretty M rated, if this is K rated. Anyway… yeah. Kyouya has a huge problem on his hands now if Honey likes THAT more than candy. ^^