High school? Yeah I suppose it's something we all go through.
You have the basics here that you would at any other place, you have your Jocks, Cheerleaders, Geeks, Social retards, Ect. Where do I fit in? Fuck, I still don't know.
Ah my name?, It's Mello. Well not my real name but, Hey!. I don't share that kind of information with just anyone.
So before this story begins, how bout I introduce you to some of the "Beloved" Characters this hell hole holds.
First, you have your basic Jocks, Light Yagami and Ryuzaki Lawliet, I know that isn't his real name, I mean duh! Who doesn't. These two for jocks are actually rather smart which fucks around with my head completely.
Then you have your air head cheerleaders, Aka. Misa Amane and Rem, Misa Is pretty much a bubbly blond girl who wouldn't know her IQ if you shoved it right up her tight ass, As for Rem. School hottie.
Heh, even i'd like to get a piece of that, but you've never see someone flaunt herself as well as she does, White... Natural? I don't know. Colored hair that falls just below her waist line, always wearing a short skirt and a shirt that has the top three or four buttons open.
This bitch is a crime to all normal people, I mean... seriously.
Social Retards. And this is where Near comes into the picture. Heard of him? I don't know who hasn't but after all these years I think I figured out how he gets good grade, that fucking little cunt gives the teacher's head.
I only know this for a fact 'cause Matt and I caught him in the teacher's bathroom a few months back, god you should have seen the look on his face when all of the students had a picture of him giving Light's dad Head. Ha Ha- Fucking Ha.
Then you have, the most awesome people you could meet, That's Mail Jeevas "Matt", and Me. Mello Keehl.
Welcome, to Hell.
