Ways to Annoy Harry Potter Characters Until They go Crazy
Author's Note: Even though there are hundreds of these, I like them a lot and they are really fun to read. If you have any ideas, just let me know. First up: Harry Potter himself.
WITCHnut999
Chapter 1: Harry Potter
Sorcerer's Stone-
1-Tell him Draco Malfoy would make a better crony.
2-Poke him in the back
3-Say you didn't do it, blame a random Slytherin.
4-Watch him explode.
5-Tell him he's ungrateful to the Dursly's.
6-Tell him his parent's died in a car crash.
7-Repeat
8- When his scar hurts, tell him it's just a headache.
9-For Christmas, give him a box full of Advil.
Chamber of Secrets-
10-Tell him hearing voices is the first step to insanity.
11-When he denies it, tell him denial is the second step to insanity.
12-Escort him to the Infirmy.
13-Send him a card every week with a cute cat/dog on it.
14-Tell him it's for your "good little patient."
15-When he goes to the girl's bathroom, tease him about wanting to visit Moaning Myrtle.
16-Tell him he looked better as Goyle.
Prisoner of Azkaban-
17- When he blows up his Aunt, tell him he needs to learn how to control his temper.
18-When he sees the black dog by the bus, tell him he has an overactive imagination.
19-Say "You defeated the Dark Lord, but you can't face a stray dog?"
20-Whenever you see him, bark like a dog.
21-Laugh when he flinches.
22- When he follows the black dog to the Whomping Willow, tell him he's walking into a trap.
23-When he doesn't believe you, shrug and say, "Ah well, your funeral."
24-When the Whomping Willow attacks him, tell him that curiosity killed the cat.
25-When Harry pulls his wand out on Snape, tell him "There he goes with that anger management issue!!!"
26- When he takes Buckbeak, tell him that it's not going to look good on his permanent record.
Goblet of Fire-
27-Say Viktor/Cedric make better wizards than he does.
28-Use Polyjuice Potion to turn into Fleur Delacore.
29-Bat eyelashes excessively.
30-Tell him that the twins dumped him and Ron
31-When he tells you he doesn't care, tell everyone that he's "dealing with the pain."
Order of the Phoenix-
32-Disguise your voice as Umbridge's.
33-Call him a dear and muss his hair.
34-Replace his quill with the one Umbridge uses.
35-Say you didn't know the difference.
36-Ask him repeatedly what happened to Cedric.
37-Tell him Cho Chang will never like him.
38-Hook him up on a blind date with Hermione.
39-say you thought it was Cho's handwriting.
40-Sing "Tomorrow," from the Annie musical.
41-Tell him Umbridge thinks he's "an old dear."
42-Tell him Dumbledore's abandoned him.
43-Randomly send him Daily Prophet snippets with his name on it.
44-Send him a box full of delicious candy.
45-Say it's from the Minister of Magic.
46-Tell him his godfather was killed by drapery.
Half-Blood Prince
47-Yell "Hurry up, hurry up!" when he's packing his trunk
48-Whisper words such as Death Eater or Slytherin while he's sleeping. Wait an hour and listen to him scream in his sleep
49-Sing the Potter Puppet Pals song...over and over again...
50-Scream at random times...just to make him squirm
51-Tell him he needs help with Occulmancy.
52-Steal a time turner.
53-Change time, make everyone sing insert incredibly annoying song of your choice here
54-Watch him go crazy
55-Prolong the agony by going back again and doing it all over again.
Deathly Hallows...I'm at a loss, if you have any ideas let me know!!! XD
Author's Note: And there is my first chapter. Any comments will be appreciated...and ideas as well!!! Chapter Two will be Ron Wesaly...This will be very fun indeed...