Dance Central Fanfiction!
Rasa's Memory Lost
Rasa: Okay, Riptide crew is the only one late?
Aubrey: Yea, Bodie had to go to the doctor..
Lima: Then why didn't she come alone?
Glitch: OH EMILIA AND BODIE ARE GETTING DIRTY!
Mo: Shut up little kiddo! You gonna do that one day bro!
Taye: Everyone just shut the heck up or imma staple your mouths up!
Bodie and Emilia: WE'RE HERE!
Glitch: Did you guys do something?
Emilia: Yea, we went to the doctor?
Glitch: TELL US THE TRUTH!
Bodie: Woah, woah little dude!
^The lights turned off^
Mo: Emilia stop pranking us! We know it's you.
Emilia: It's not me, it's probably Glitch
Glitch: Oh yea, blame the little guy!
Rasa: Okay guys time to -
^Rasa gets taking away and the lights turn back on^
Tiyanna: WHERE'S RASA!
Lima: EVERYONE SHUT THE HECK UP!
Everyone: WOAH!
Glitch: Awkward...
Lima: I'm sorry guys
Emilia: Shut up Lima.
Lima: Don't say shuttt uppp to your older sister!
^Rasa comes falling down from the ceiling^
Everyone: RASA! ARE YOU FREAKING OKAY!
Lima: TALK TO ME!
Angel: Rasa what happened to you? Are you okay?
Aubrey: Angel you know he is not okay!
^Rasa gets up^
Rasa: Where am I?
Taye: You're in DCI headquarters.
Mo: Let's take him to his room... where I somehow know where it is..
Emilia: Stalker...
^They all take him to his bedroom and leave him for a couple of hours alone. He then wakes up in the afternoon. Rasa walks to the headquarters where everyone one is at^
Rasa: Who are you guys. Better question is... WHO AM I?
Bodie: What you mean?
Emilia: He means why the tart are you wearing skinny jeans?
Bodie: Uh... rude guuuuuurl!
Aubrey: Psst! Rasa you're joking! Right? Better not! I can call my daddy and tell him to bring the cow...
Cow: Moo.
Rasa: All I remember is... I fell out of the sky!
Emilia: Okay? But we aren't ever near the sky..
Glitch: GUYS THE CLOUDS GOT ME!
Mo: Ah... got to go get Glitch before the crows eat him.
Bodie: I am going to go help him..
Taye: Guys... there is a note saying * Dear STUPID FREAKS,
Dr. Tan was here. Yes! I got Rasa and gave him lost memory, you are going to have a hard time getting his memory back again! Plus, I think I'm in love or something because I think Lima is cute and her sister.. Also the Mo kid is sexy (; Bye….*
Glitch: What?
Mo: ...
Emilia: One, two...'
Mo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aubrey: One... five...
Lima: AHHHH! OH MY GOD! EMILIA!
Emilia: EVERYONE SHUT THE GUM UP BEFORE I GET THE STAPLER!
^ Rasa then leaves the building and goes into his car. Lima, Emilia and Glitch run after him.^
Rasa: Is this how you drive a car?
Lima: No Rasa! WAIT RASA NO WE ARE GOING TO CRASH INTO A TREE!
^KABOOOOOOSH!^
Emilia: Everyone okay?
Glitch: I can fly!
Lima: You landed on top of the tree that's why...
Glitch: Oh, well I'm going to tell everyone I can fly...
Emilia: Okay?
Rasa: What's a tree?
^Emilia, Lima and Glitch face palmed..^
Glitch: Guys, did you know trees are made out of paper!
Emilia: You mean paper is made out of trees.
Glitch: No, I mean trees are made out of paper.
Lima: Wow, what grade is he in?
Emilia: Um...8th.
Glitch: HAHAHA! I'M SMARTER THAN ALL OF YOUS!
^They all went back to DCI headquarters. Rasa starts playing around with the computers^
Mo: Rasa... no. that's not a real mouse. It's called a mouse but it's not.
Rasa: Oh look, technology!
Aubrey: Rasa! That's a computer, not a box with a screen.
^Rasa starts playing Jenga. Lima takes Rasa off the computer. Rasa starts crying...^
Glitch: Psst! Baby!
Mo: Dude, you started crying because you lost your cookie dough.
Glitch: That was very expensive!
Lil'T: That was only 50 cents.
Glitch: NO! 50 CENT IS VERY EXPENSIVE TO GO TOO! YOU KNOW HE IS RIGHT?
Lil'T: What? Not 50 cents bro! 50 CENTS!
Glitch: Oh... I knew that.
Mo: You started crying because you lost your blanket. That was just yesterday!
Glitch: I had that blanket since I was 5 years old!
Taye: Whatever!
Rasa: Guys.. I see a cat pooping out rainbows from its butt!
Aubrey: What.
Glitch: He means Nyan Cat.. that pop tart kind of cat thing.
Aubrey: I know Glitch.. I know.
Rasa: Now it's pooping Glitch out! WHOA I'M IN THE FUTURE!
Mo: Dude… what can we do to get his memory back?
Lima: One thing….
Glitch: Sing One Thing by One Direction? Okay..
I've tried playing it cool. But when I'm loo-
Mo: NO! NOOOOO!
Emilia: STOP SINGING THAT! IT'S HURTING MY EARS!
Aubrey: I don't see anything wrong with Glitch singing One Direction! *starts dancing stupidly*
Lima: STFU GLITCH!
Glitch: You got that One Thi-… Why? I was getting to the sexy part?
Angel: No one in here but Aubrey loves One Direction… So shut up. Yeah?
Rasa: Ha! Potatoes.
Taye: We are totally going to have lost memory after we fix Rasa. Ha! You see what I did there?!
Everyone: No..
Bodie: Not at all..
Lima: We totally need to hurry this shit up guys.
Glitch: Rasa… what are you doing. You aren't a dog.. RASA NO!
Emilia: Gosh.. We hope tomorrow everything goes well!