It's Loud House, but Lincoln is different. This is a One-Shot that's real stupid.
It was a nice autumn day in Royal Woods. There was a lad sitting on the dock at the river, fishing to pass the time. This young lad was wearing an orange sweater under a navy blue trench coat. He also had black boots, black pants, and a navy blue fedora atop his head to cover his snow white hair. His name was Lincoln, and he was sitting on a cooler that he kept his caught fish in.
As Lincoln whistled waiting for a bite, he heard a demanding and familiar voice. "Hey dork, give me your money so I can give it to my girl." Lincoln turned to see Chandler, a local school bully.
Now normally, you'd expect Lincoln to be the victim here. But it's different.
Lincoln stood up and opened the cooler he was standing on to pull out a cold fish. He then slapped Chandler across the face with it and dropped it back in and closed the lid of the cooler. Lincoln then walked up to the bully.
"That hurt?" Lincoln asked Chandler before proceeding to kick the jerk in the leg. "That's what happens man." Lincoln then punched Chandler in the face knocking him to the dock's wooden surface. Lincoln then grabs Chandler by the feet, drags him to the edge of the dock, and dunks Chandler into the water. Lincoln then picks Chandler back up and throws him back onto the dock. Lincoln then began searching his bag.
Chandler then stood up. "You psycho!" Lincoln just responded by jamming his fingers into Chandler's eyes and then knocking him across the head with a baseball bat he had packed. Lincoln then put the bat back in his bag, packed his things up, and started to walk off. Lincoln briefly stops to turn his head.
"Yeah, it's different when it's you and not me huh? You try and rob me and it's okay, but I beat you down and I'm the jerk." Lincoln then continued to walk up the dock, eventually passing the girlfriend Chandler was talking about. Lincoln simply turned to face the girl. "I wouldn't talk to him anymore if I were you." Lincoln said before simply continuing to walk off into the distance.
Lincoln had to walk through the park on his way home, when another bully came out in front of him. "Hand over what you got or get whooped."
3 Minutes Later
Lincoln's standing there while the guy is upside down in a trash can. "Now how's that for a dirty mind?" Lincoln quipped before picking his stuff up and walking off.
Later
Lincoln and a few of his sisters were watching the TV. Lincoln now had taken off his trench coat and fedora. A news reporter was on screen describing the two assaults. "The river. Lincoln weren't you there today?" Lynn asked. The rest of the sisters started glaring at their brother.
"I was just cleaning up his act." Lincoln said before making a sinister chuckle. He then noticed that everyone was just looking at him. "You would've had to be there to understand that." He said before changing the channel.
Okay, that's been my stupid one-shot. Loud House owned by Nickelodeon. Later.