(Idea copied by my favorite writer Monkeyfeet180)

'Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year. It's not confidential. I've got potential. A rushin' a rushin' around'

-The Killers, Somebody Told Me

Chapter One

Somebody Told Me

HOGMEADE TRIP FEBRUARY 14, VALENTINES DAY

"Hey Ron," Hermione said as she collapsed onto a couch in the Gryffindor common room.

"Hey 'Mione," Ron said as he leaned over to kiss her. Just then the portrait hole swung open.

"Get a room!" Seamus yelled as he stumbled into the Gryffindor common room. His robe was dripping wet, his button down shirt torn, and he had no shoes on.

"Whoa, get into an argument with Lavender again?" Ron chuckled.

"Shut up! Just because you have a girlfriend who doesn't push you in the lake with a giant squid that tries to take all your clothes when you try to kiss her doesn't mean you have to rub it in my face!" and with that he stomped into the boys dressing room leaving muddy footprints behind him.

"I think the giant squid took more than just clothes, probably took a bit a Seamus' sanity with him!" Ron said as Hermione laughed.

"Anyway, I was wonder if we were going to go to Hogsmeade together on Valentines Day," Hermione said. "You know, the usual lunch, the park, and spending the whole afternoon together."

"Sounds fantastic, but what are we going to do about Harry?" Ron asked nervously.

"He can live without us for one afternoon," Hermione said. "It's Valentines Day, he'll understand. And you know there's a Valentines Day ball that evening too, right."

"Yeah, I know, I guess," Ron said hesitantly. "But he doesn't even know we've been together."

"Look, don't worry about Harry, I'll explain everything to him," Hermione told him. "I have to go or I'll be late to class, love you" and she gave him a quick kiss.

Two seconds after Hermione left the portrait hole swung open again and Harry came inside.

"Explain to me what," Harry asked suspiciously.

"Oh, you heard?" Ron said looking at his feet.

"Explain to me what?" Harry asked again.

"Look mate, I know how long you've liked Hermione for, and well…"

"Oh," Harry said looking anywhere but Ron's eyes.

"I'm sorry, I really am, but I just can't help…" Ron started but Harry cut him off.

"It's fine, ok!" Harry said huffily and he went up to the boy's dormitory.

"Great," Ron muttered, and then followed suit.

"Harry, I…" Ron started, but Harry cut him off again.

"Ron, it's fine, I already knew anyway. Somebody told me they saw you kissing after Herbology in the green house. Got to be your new favorite subject, eh," Harry said putting on a fake smile.

"So, you really don't care," Ron said.

"Yeah, I really don't care," Harry lied.

I know, stupid place to end, right. Don't worry it'll get better, just press the little review button down there and I promise it will. Here's a sneak peek at the next chapter (idea also copied by good friend Monkeyfeet180)

Harry caught Hermione walking down the Great Hall. He couldn't resist.

"Hermione!" he yelled.

"Harry," she said surprised.

"Hermione… don't go to the ball with Ron, come with me,"

"Why!" Hermione asked incredulously.

"Because… I love you,"