Every year, starting when he was sixteen, Uchiha Sasuke would leave on an unknown
mission. And while no one really thought about it, it was a bit strange that he would always
return exactly two weeks later.
Approximately nine months after his missions, he would leave again, only to return with
an infant. An Uchiha infant, HIS infant, to be exact, seeing as he was the last since... Itachi.
Mostly, it would just be one baby, but sometimes two, but not very often.
A few wondered why he didn't just get married instead of fathering children with
different women, and the few who asked always got the same answer:
"It wouldn't be fair to her, I guess."
Then he'd shrug and be on his way, with the children he already had tied to a string so
they wouldn't wander off.
A few even wondered if he was, (you know)... like THAT. Seeing as he was usually
found near Uzumaki Naruto, or the other way around, depending on who you asked. Some did
ask, but they asked Naruto. No one would ever dare ask Sasuke himself.
"None of yer business."
Naruto would reply, sticking out his tongue. Then he'd notice his kid was causing trouble
again, and either punish or join the kid.
When Naruto was seventeen, he'd pulled an Uchiha and fathered a child of his own while
on a mission.
Speculators has asked Haruno Sakura about that.
"I figured he wanted to make Sasuke jealous." She'd said, then promptly gone into labor
with Rock Lee's kid.
So when he was twenty-six, and the boys outnumbered the girls out of his fourteen kids,
Sasuke stopped going on his missions. People assumed he felt he had accomplished his goal of
repopulating his clan.
On his free days, Sasuke was usually spotted training the older kids of his litter (with
Naruto and his kid), or playing in the park with the middle and youngest kids (also with Naruto
and his kid), or just hanging out with Naruto (minus all the kids; they'd dump them on Sakura,
Lee, and their kids)
It was about this time that the rest of the villagers finally started minding their own business.
Sasuke had stopped acting like a tramp, Naruto was a little bit mellow, and if they were... like
THAT... they kept it so well hidden that it wasn't worth speculating over.
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Ha ha ha. Just a little something that's been floating around for a while.
mission. And while no one really thought about it, it was a bit strange that he would always
return exactly two weeks later.
Approximately nine months after his missions, he would leave again, only to return with
an infant. An Uchiha infant, HIS infant, to be exact, seeing as he was the last since... Itachi.
Mostly, it would just be one baby, but sometimes two, but not very often.
A few wondered why he didn't just get married instead of fathering children with
different women, and the few who asked always got the same answer:
"It wouldn't be fair to her, I guess."
Then he'd shrug and be on his way, with the children he already had tied to a string so
they wouldn't wander off.
A few even wondered if he was, (you know)... like THAT. Seeing as he was usually
found near Uzumaki Naruto, or the other way around, depending on who you asked. Some did
ask, but they asked Naruto. No one would ever dare ask Sasuke himself.
"None of yer business."
Naruto would reply, sticking out his tongue. Then he'd notice his kid was causing trouble
again, and either punish or join the kid.
When Naruto was seventeen, he'd pulled an Uchiha and fathered a child of his own while
on a mission.
Speculators has asked Haruno Sakura about that.
"I figured he wanted to make Sasuke jealous." She'd said, then promptly gone into labor
with Rock Lee's kid.
So when he was twenty-six, and the boys outnumbered the girls out of his fourteen kids,
Sasuke stopped going on his missions. People assumed he felt he had accomplished his goal of
repopulating his clan.
On his free days, Sasuke was usually spotted training the older kids of his litter (with
Naruto and his kid), or playing in the park with the middle and youngest kids (also with Naruto
and his kid), or just hanging out with Naruto (minus all the kids; they'd dump them on Sakura,
Lee, and their kids)
It was about this time that the rest of the villagers finally started minding their own business.
Sasuke had stopped acting like a tramp, Naruto was a little bit mellow, and if they were... like
THAT... they kept it so well hidden that it wasn't worth speculating over.
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Ha ha ha. Just a little something that's been floating around for a while.