A
very handsome voice:
Once upon a time there were two innocent
little girls.
They didn't know the other existed until they found
each other on Fan .
You see, these innocent little
girls love to read and to write, and there's no place like F .
They especially love kidnapping characters from Twilight, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and Pirates of the Caribbean, and forcing them to do kinky stories! Yay!
Tonks: 'What the hell, are you
talking about?'
Willow: 'Shut it!'
Tonks: 'Make me.'
Willow:
-Huge grin appears-.
Tonks: 'Ah, crap.'
A very
handsome voice, clears throat, and continues:
One day, one of the
girls stumbled on the other girls account.
She fell in love with
the girls stories, and sent her an email.
Then out of the blue,
they became great friends, because of the greatness of MSN.
And
one day, they decided to make a joint account, because they totally
rock!
Sabbeth: 'You so totally got that right!'
Willow:
'Please, don't let me repeat myself?'
Sabbeth: 'What?'
Willow:
-Huge grin number two appears-.
Sabbeth: 'Ah, crap.'
A
loud, handsome voice continues:
First we have the ever lovely,
always beautiful Sabbeth!
Sabbeth: -bow-
Everyone: -Claps-
A very handsome voice:
Please, Sabbeth, introduce
yourself.
Sabbeth: blushes and clears throat Well I am Sabbeth,
and I love pink socks.
Everyone: O.O
The
handsome voice:
Oookay, next we have the cute little talented
Willow!
Willow: -bow-
Everyone: -Claps-
The
handsome voice:
Please, Willow, introduce yourself. -Whispers- And
be nice.
Willow: -Grins- Well I am Willow, of course, and I love
to do this:
Willow: -bow-
Everyone: -Claps-
Willow: That
was fun, wasn't it?
Everyone: o.O
Willow:
-bow-
Everyone: -Claps-
Alice: 'Aww, this is so
cheerful!'
Willow: Thank you -bow-.
Everyone:
-Claps-
oOo Half an hour later oOo
Tonks: Can we stop
clapping now? My hands are hurting
Sabbeth: I Agree
Alice:
-shrug- I'm fine...
Sabbeth: Goddamn vampires!
Willow:
-Bow-
Everyone -Claps-
The handsome voice:
Why,
why??
Willow: Because I am awesome! -bow-
Everyone:
-claps-
Sabbeth: Willow, if you don't stop right now,
I'll, I'll... I will... -blank stare-
Willow: ... o.O -With
sarcastic undertone- Noooooo! Not the blank stare!
Sabbeth snaps
out of it: Shut it! I know! I will take your handcuffs
away!
Everyone: -gasp-
Sabbeth: -grins-
Willow: O.O
oOo
5 minutes later oOo
Sabbeth looks at Willow who is still frozen in
place. Sabbeth pokes Willow.
-Nothing happens-
Everyone excluding Willow cheers.
Tonks:
Sabbeth, you are one awesome girl!
Alice: Sabbeth, you
meanie!
Sabbeth: Whaaaaat?
Everyone excluding Willow is having a dance party.
oOo 15 days
later oOo
Willow: O.O