Disclaimer:I do not own Harry Potter or anything connected to his world, this is for amusement only.

A/N:Before we get into it, I just want to apologize for any of you that noticed my other stories were down, I did it because some Guest left a review on Harry's sexy year that said they reported me for abuse, that it can be considered child porn and I could end up on the registry for it, so I had to play it safe.

I deleted all of my drafts for both, but was able to go through previous messages with past and current betas to recover most of Lord's challenges and all of Harry's sexy year so I'll need to start over again with the chapters I didn't have a beta for.

A quick shout out to ShadowLord1329 for giving me the idea for quite a few of these, I appreciate it!

This one is set in last year, without Voldemort.

Ch.1 Golf

Draco Lucius Malfoy had been busted for breakdancing on the staff table by Professor McGonagall and was given detention:Cleaning the grounds with Hagrid.

"Hey, yo! Why you gettin' all in my grill, homie?" Draco asked.

"You know better than to breakdance on the staff table...do it on Hufflepuff's, no one likes those pussies." McGonagall answered.

"Word, girl, word."

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Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were waiting for the lessons to start:They were assigned to teach the students how to play golf.

House by house, they all came down and stood in front of the teens. "Thanks for comin' yo, we gonna teach yo dumb asses how to golf, if you don't like it, take yo ass back to da castle, mate." Hermione said.

No one moved.

She nodded. "First of all, you set this pin into the ground like this." The girl set a plastic pin into said ground. "Next place the ball onto the pin. Then you hold the club with this grip." Here she followed with the right way to hold it. "These clubs are charmed so that you can't go hittin' others with 'em."

Here, Crabbe tried to hit a seventh year Gryffindor but it bounced off Dean and hit himself. "Owww! Bitch."

"Told ya it won't work, stupid." Hermione retorted.

Just then, Malfoy swaggered onto the field to help Hagrid with the work.

Harry took point. "Pull back yo arm like this and swing as hard as you can and if somebody in the way of the ball's path, you gotta yell 'fore!'." He demonstrated, little did anyone beside Harry and Hermione know, the balls were jinxed to head toward Draco.

"OW! Watch where you swingin', man!"

"Hey, you walkin' right into 'em, fucker."

This instruction went on for another five minutes before each student was handed a pin, a club and several balls to shoot with and two minutes after that, the air was thick with flying golf balls...all aimed at Draco.

"FORE!" *SMACK!*

"OWWW! Who hate me up there?!"

"ME, BITCH!" Hagrid's fist collided with Draco's face.

Everyone cheered as Hagrid threw Draco into a dumpster. "Piece o' shit belongs in there."

A/N:I know, it's short, but I couldn't think of much to add, not sure if these will stay short or not, depends on if I get ideas for lengthening them.

Hope this is to your liking, ShadowLord1329.