Note: I must say is that I used to be the noobiest Mapler in the world. Quite pro now, so I don't care. Therefore, some of these apply to me, and although they do, remember that I'm not like that anymore. It was a really long time ago. A nooby CRUSADER who also has a level 3x asssassin? I don't think so.

You know you're nooby when…

You think green snails are the highest level monsters ever.

Inside the training camp at level 1, you complain that MapleStory's too hard.

You wonder where your armor is and why you're wearing that T-shirt and those jean shorts.

You think that getting to level 200 will take only 2 weeks because you can level (from level 1 to 2) in 15 minutes. Yes, 15 minutes.

When you receive a potion from a snail you kill, you drag the potion to the character's mouth to make him/her drink it to recover HP/MP (instead of clicking on the potion). (I did this! How stupid!)

You say to your buddy, "Congratulations, on level 3!" and actually mean it. Just like how normal people congratulate others on level 100…

You get killed by green snails over and over and over again…too impatient to always having to hold up potions to your character…

When you finally get to Victoria Island, when you see people with NX hairstyles, you think it's a glitch that you didn't get to choose that hairstyle in the beginning. Then, you delete your character and make a new one, thinking you'll get to choose that hair.

You think MapleStory's ultimate boss monster is a giant green snail. (Applies to person I know...they're still a noob.)

When you see a hacker, you think that they're like a Maple god or something, being able to do all that. Then you think that the hacks are a prize from Nexon. (Applies to me here...)

When you get 100 mesos, you proclaim that you're rich. When people say that have 100k, you said they hacked.

You put ability points on everything, thinking it'll give you the power of the four classes. "Yeah, I OWN ALL YOU! I AM EVERYTHING!"

After you fight a slime and finally kill it, you expect it to drop a billion mesos because it was so hard to fight.

It takes you 10 hours to get to level 10. Or more...

When you see people with pets, you think they used magic to tame monsters.

You don't get your first job advancement until level 15, thinking you'll be stronger if you get it at a higher level.

On Maple Island: gasp OMG level 10 SOOO HIGH. When you're level 10 yourself, you think you own.

"OMG CONGRATZZ ON YOUR 1ST JOB ADVANCMENT! NOW LET'S PARTYYY! I'M A FREAKIN' THOUSANDNAIRE MAN, I'LL BUY YOU STUFF!"

Yes, if you're that nooby, then 1k is awesome.

You make a dramatic, long video of your first job advancement, thinking that it's ultimate. Read my other fanfic Azura to see an example of overly-dramaticized first job advancement.

You think second jobbers are godly and admire their skills. (Applies to me...)

You admire first job skills from other jobs...yes, FIRST JOB SKILLS. (I did this one...)

When you get a scroll for some sort of weapon attack from a monster (worth 2 mil), you sell it in the potion shop for 1 meso because you think it's completely useless because you can't use it. (OMFGSHITMANIDIDTHISTOO!)

You think the free market is a place where you get free items. When you see they cost a lot of money, you try to sue Nexon/Wizet for decieving you.