Mr Hanssen walked towards his office door with a rare smile on his face, no he had not just won the lottery, in fact he hadn't even won the pink dog coat on offer at the village bingo he and Mr T had attended after he beat him at chess. His stuffed companion Mr Snowman would have to wait another year if he wanted a fabulous new knitted outfit that thankfully wouldn't make him melt. He had however just received a very hefty donation on behalf of his staff on Darwin's research project that he was looking to spend on some nice new equipment for the Darwin staff and maybe a coffee machine to install on AAU to tempt Serena away from the Shiraz. Carefully Mr Hansen flung open the office door with a slight spring in his step, that was until suddenly his eyes fell onto that thing. For a second Hanssen thought he was hallucinating. It couldn't be. In the middle of Hansen's neatly arranged desk, lie a big, red, juicy tomato. The biggest, reddest, evilest he had ever seen. The leader off all tomatoes Hanssen thought to himself. Hansen gingerly stepped towards the tomato, a frown on his face. This was war. The battle of good vs evil. Man vs tomato. But who had done this?