Psychotherapy- Payback's A Bitch

Looks like it's payback time for the gang. Watch as the group lures out Genkai and Koenma. And maybe figure out Karasu treated Kurama. Sorry, but I won't be having any reviewers as doctors, but after this, I'm making a high school fic, and some people can be teachers. Oh and a somewhat fluff moment between Hiei and Botan, sorry.

Time To Prepare

Hiei had planned out everything. First they would get Koenma and Genkai drugged and/or drunk. That way it would be easy pickings, then they would spilt up, girls with Genkai, boys with Koenma. All except Kuwabara, who had messed up his chance before, would get to have some 'fun'.

"Hey, um… Hiei, have you done this before?" Botan had asked, she was worried, since he was so good at this type of thing. Hiei thought for a moment before answering,

"Yeah, me and the fox did it about a yeah ago, for some personal matters." Botan stood there, shocked, because she really wasn't expecting an answer.

"Oh, okay. Well, you know, me Yukina and Keiko could have done this on our own." Then Botan covered up her mouth really fast, as the guys just raised an eyebrow and the girls glared.

"How so?" Kurama asked, the others wouldn't say anything, and he was a very curious fox, curse Youko's fox-like ness.

"Um…, well it's female instinct. That's how we are able to pry information out of our boyfriends, brothers, male bosses, any guy that we know really." The guys just sweat dropped and kept walking to Genkai's.

"Hey, what do you get when you rearrange the letters in the name, Aaukrs?" Kurama was bored, and it was a good while before they got to the temple. Everyone started thinking really hard, when Botan yelled,

"Karasu!" Then she did a face fault, with everyone else, then it hit Kurama like a brick, a really gay brick,

"Oh my fucking god, Karasu was my doctor! We have to add him to the list! Thank you so much Botan!" Then without thinking, Kurama gave Botan a hug, and then Yukina and Hiei started growling, loudly.

"Opps." Kurama said, then jumped off really fast, while Yukina and Keiko trailed behind to talk with Botan.

"You see that, Hiei was growling at Kurama, for touching you!" Keiko said the last part loud, making the guys look back. Then Botan started blushing,

"And Yukina, I think you like Kurama. You like the fox, you like the fox!" Keiko and Botan started singing, soon all three girls became chibi, Yukina blushing and the girls running around in circles, going 'You like the fox.'

"Anyway, I think, me and Kurama, Keiko and Yusuke, and Botan and Hiei should have a triple wedding." Then Yukina sighed as Keiko agreed, and Botan, well, Botan got mad,

"WHAT I WILL NOT A TRIPLE WEDDING WITH YOU AND THE KNOW IT ALL, YOU AND THE BAKA, AND ME AND THE ANTI-SOC- opps, did they hear me?" Botan said, doing a little cat face, as the guys turned around.

"A ha, well look at that, I must have yelled. Um… well, I think we should practice for the play in Rekai, later." Botan did a nervous laugh, as the guys just got closer and bombarded them with questions.

"Now, tell us, who is this know it all of which you speak?" Hiei asked Botan, as the guys just shook their heads in agreement.

"Um… it's… er… Yukina! Why don't you tell them. He's your future husband after all." Botan mumbled under her breath.

"Um… he's Kurama." Yukina said, she was not good with pressure situations, and Kurama' s big green eyes, weren't helping her.

"Well then, who's the baka?" Yusuke asked, and Keiko answered,

"You stupid!" She yelled, then Hiei asked the last question that Botan wanted to avoid, at all costs.

"Who is the anti-social person?" Hiei asked, he got really close to her face, she could feel his hot breath mix with hers. Then she did something, rather dumb, she fainted. She gave a quick 'epp' and fainted into Hiei's arms.

" Whoa, what happened to Botan, Hiei?" Yusuke asked, as he saw Botan, limp, into Hiei's arms. The girls just giggled like mad people.

"Wake her up, we need to find Genkai. Yukina, go ahead and fix her tea. Put this inside of it, and make sure she drinks it all. Then keep her at the temple. We'll see you there." Then Yukina took a small leaf, and started running to the temple. Kurama took Botan and told Hiei that he had to give her a potion.

"Hiei, to get her up fast, you have to put this in your mouth, and kiss her, and slip it through. You think your er… experienced enough in kissing?" Kurama had to try not the laugh, Yusuke didn't care and laughed anyway. Keiko hit him in the ribs to stop him.

"Hn. I will NOT kiss her!" Is what Hiei said, but he thought something different, it was along the lines of, 'I'd like to kiss more then her lips'.

"Hiei, please!" Then Keiko got fake tears, and started crying into Yusuke's arms, and sobbing at him.

"Fine! Just make me give up my first kiss." Hiei said out loud, while the others looked at him in awe.

"You've never been kissed? Well, I suppose you could be Botan's first, and she can be your first. How cute!" Keiko said, she was happy for Botan. Plus she had a plan. As Hiei got closer to kiss Botan, he failed to notice that Botan had woken up. She was about to start thrashing around, when Hiei placed his lips on hers.

Her eyes got wide as she felt Hiei slip something into her mouth, then she just feel from Kurama's arms. She opened her eyes as Hiei pulled away.

"HOLY SHIT! Hiei, why the fuck did you kiss me. Wait, never mind, I now a dead fox and school girl who had some plans." Botan looked a little on the evil side, she had fire in the background behind her. Looking at Kurama and Kieko, she forgot all anger as she thought about going to Genkai's.

"Come on, we'll be late!" With that they all started running. When they got to the temple, they saw Genkai, who was drunk, wearing a hooker outfit. She had on some really high heels. She had a cigarette in her mouth, and she dropped something as they got closer. She bent down to pick it up, and well, let's juts say it's about the same thing as seeing your really old grandma naked.

"Oh dear sweet Jesus! It burns, it burns like Kuwabaka's face!" Yusuke and Hiei yelled, as Kurama just withered in pain on the floor. The girls just turned around and went right to Yukina who made a light fog. Then Botan took out her oar and knocked out Genkai.

"Thanks, now, let's lock her up in the dungeon. We have to get Koenma, and find out where Karasu is!" Hiei said, he was once again in control. Botan made a portal and threw Genkai inside. Then she made another one, and they all leapt through to get Koenma.

How was that? I'm so freaking good, okay, well anyway, I will remind you I am looking for teachers for my new fic that I'm still writing. I need one for this classes,

Health, P.E., Math, Science, Geography, Computers, Reading, Writing, Music and Art are the same teacher. So, um.. Yeah, if you don't want to be a teacher, you could be a student, like a fangirl/guy or a friend. Just let me know when I post it up. I wanted to warn you guys now. Sorry for the fluff.