I'm not exactly sure WHAT the hell this is. me and me friend got bored in a chatroom one day and decided to write up a weird little story we like to call The RP. this is part of a few conversations we had...
Jack
oh, hey, kid.
Suki huggles kisses Nope! No meds for
meeee! is forced to take meds
Jack .... what the
hell?
You have changed your name to InuYasha.
Jack
...
Jack rum?
Jack is now known as Jin.
InuYasha
oO# GAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!
You have changed your name to Suki.
Suki
takes rum
Suki Oh my god, half of my caffeine and sugar
pills are gone!
Jin moin eyes 'ave seen the glory of the
cumin of the lord
Jin 'e is tramplin out the vintage where
the grapes o'rath are stored
Suki Beautiful
song...watches him sing I love the Irish, so spirited and
full
of life...
Jin 'e 'as loosed teh fateful litenin o 'is
turrible swift sword
Jin 'is truth is marchin on
Jin
'ello, lass.
You have changed your name to InuYasha.
Jin
oh, boi
InuYasha puts on general hat this means
war!
Jin oi gotta leave. bye!
You have changed your
name to Suki.
Suki That's an interesting outfit ya got there.
Raven
you certainly have an interesting outfit as well...
Suki
Thanx. It's not that I'm always a huge fan of the tattered angel robe
dealie...
Suki It's that I gotta stretch my wings
somehow...
Raven whats with the wings?
Suki and
I don't think they'll fit inside that new turtleneck. Oh, these? I'm
a Moon Spirit.
Suki You know, Psychic, silver castle on a
cloud...wings...the whole bit.
Raven bonjour,
cherie
Suki Wha?
Raven fascinating...
Suki
What?
Raven tell dis one more, petite
Suki
What's fascinating?
Raven what was dat about de wings? are
you an angel come to dis wretched little planet?
Suki Your
lack of a brain is fascinating too, but you don't see me bragging
about it
Raven oh, pardon. one moment
Raven is now
known as Remy.
Suki Ya, sure. Believe whatever you
want.
Remy much better
Suki Okay then.
Suki
So what was this about the angel thing?
Remy now,
mademoiselle, what of those wings?
Remy grins
Suki
I don't know much about it myself...all I know is that I'm a Moon
Spirit! I've got a lovely home
among the clouds and...
Suki
rambles on
Remy vraiment
Suki What?
Remy
pardon. dis cajun speaks his native tongue. he means 'really?'
Suki
Huh? What's going on?
Suki Yes really.
Remy
allow dis t'ief to properly introduce himself. Remy LeBeau, at your
service
Remy you are?
Suki Okay then. What kind
of service? Are you here to wash the windows? I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR
YOU SINCE TUESDAY!!!!
Remy non, cherie. dis one is a
t'ief, formerly of de New Orleans guild of de same name
Suki
Suki Gesshoku.
Remy ...merde. dis angel
speaks a tongue dis one is not familiar wit
Suki Kon'nichi
wa!
Suki Good afternoon, that is
Remy deux fois
pardon. dis one's language is not so refined...
Remy and
dis t'ief, he know de word you spoke
Suki So...you speak
to me because...?
Remy vous jouez aux cartes? do you play
cards?
Suki Yes...What game?
Remy any. poker
happens to be dis one's favorite
Remy but detonation is
perhaps more amusing
Suki Not sure how to play that one.
Want to teach me? smilegrin happy
Remy which one,
petite?
Suki detonation sounds fun...do embellish!
Remy
dis one is afraid dat de rules are somewhat complex...de player must
have de power to detonate de cards...
Remy after dat,
it is all fun, explosions and such...
Suki sly grin Oh
come on. If anyone can teach me, It's you...show me how...
Remy
charges card care for de domonstration?
Remy
demonstration.
Suki Anytime, frenchy
Remy
slides card into ATM machine wait a moment... card blows up
machine
Suki Grabs flying money
Remy grins
you see? all in de fun.
Remy i suppose you know of de
queen of de hearts, non?
Suki huggles y'nkow, angels
aren't all suger...we've got our spice... :) uses psychic power
something in distance becomes nothing more than a mushroom
cloud
Remy bravo, angel. but you answer not dis one's
question
Suki I LOVE THE QUEEN OF HEARTS! pulls out card
deck made entirely of QOH's A gift. For you.
Remy she is
de card i save for de last, you know
Suki Really? How
fascinating...
Remy of course, for a charming young lady,
i will gladly give her up...
Suki
Aw, how sweet...
Remy is now known as Rogue.
Suki
Huh?
Rogue im sorry. my husband wont be joining you
tonight.
Rogue hes...tied up at the moment
Rogue
now tell me, who are you?
Suki Awwwwww.....really? That's
a shame, we could have had such fun
and-eep! Did you say husband?
Oh, sh--
Rogue scans conversation oh, he is SO
DEAD!!!
Suki :$
Rogue is now known as Kenji.
Suki
shifty eyed look
Kenji er, sorry, but Rogue's gone off
to, um...get Logan...
Kenji i think gambit should be
running...
Kenji remy i mean
Kenji oh, wow...i
didnt know somebody's spine could do that...
Suki What's
the deal? I would have gladly gone off on an explosion spree with
Remy if not for---is he
really married? He's so young...
Kenji
uh...hold on...i hafta go separate them...
Kenji (two
minutes pass)
Suki #Stupid lady. If she was
lying...#
Kenji ok, im back. remys in the hospital
wing...and everybodys ok. and he aint really that young, ya
know.
he has this elixer stuff that keeps him looking about twenty or
so
Kenji rogues kinda protective...they got kids, ya
know...but does that ever stop remy? cracks up i think he
cant....
Suki WHA?!?!?!
Kenji oh, btw, im
kenji, formerly known as theonlypersoninjapantownthatspeaksenglish.
raven went
off somewhere.
Suki Hey. I'm Suki.
Kenji
and yeah, last time i counted, they were up into the thirties...
You
have changed your name to Shizue.
Kenji hello.
Kenji
who are you?
Shizue Hey, Suki, this thing is
awesome!
Kenji uh, hi. im twelve and an alcoholic. whats
your issue?
Shizue Uh...I'm a bodyguard and I've got
wings...
Kenji really? that doesnt sound like an issue to
me...
Shizue I'm Shizue. Got any hot girls over
there?
Kenji excuse me?
You have changed your name to
Suki.
Kenji kenji, move over
Suki Hey!
Jackarse!
Kenji is now known as Garet.
Garet WHAT THE
HELL DID THAT JACKARSE JUST SAY?!?!?!?!?!?!
Garet sorry,
that was Garet.
Garet is now known as Kenji.
You have changed
your name to Shizue.
Kenji oh, crap.
Shizue I
wanted to know if there are any hot girls over there.
Kenji
takes swig of sake sos, hows it goin?
Kenji is now known as
Garet.
Shizue Same as usual...I almost got killed the
other day...
Garet you bet there are. AND THIS ONES
PISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shizue How
come? I'll date you!
Jack the kids underage, jackarse. get
away from her before i break your legs...
Shizue
uu
Jack im waiting...
Shizue I'd like to
see you try. sprouts wings
Shizue flies a short
distance away
Jack pulls out sword bring it,
birdie
Shizue disappearsreappears form nowheregrabs
Jack so he can't move his arms and takes off
in flight Hope
you're not afraid of heights...you'll be dropping from
one... :)
Jack breaks free oh, sh-
Jack is now
known as Kenji.
Shizue That idiot! I'm over 100 feet in
the air! dives to catch Jack
Kenji uh, jack isnt
available right now...he, uh, has to um...take care of
some
things...
Shizue misses
Kenji bye,
jack...
Shizue tries again
Kenji is now known as
Hiei.
Shizue Hiya, Shorty! nn
Hiei
gets hit by jack DAMMIT!!! where the hell did you come
from?
Shizue collapses in laughter
Hiei and
call me shorty again and ill kill you.
Hiei pulls out
swordattacks
Hiei is now known as Raven.
Shizue
disappears
Raven uh, wow. um, these guys really cant be
left alone for more than five seconds...
Shizue
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA! BRING IT, SHORTS!
Raven watches hiei
disappear see ya, boys.
Shizue Ooh, you're hot. Wanna go
to the moooooovies? nn
Raven (switch characters now,
will ya? the fight continues behind the scenes)
Shizue oh,
cra--
Raven um, no. ive already got a boyfriend, thanx
You
have changed your name to InuYasha.
Raven hey,
inu.
InuYasha That boy does not know how to fight. He
should try getting a sword.
Raven yeah, really.
InuYasha
oh, hi, raven.
Raven howzit?
InuYasha he fends
for himself well enough...I guess...judging by the fact that the
person he's fighting
doesn't know much either...feh.
InuYasha
oh, pretty good...
Raven i mean how are you.
InuYasha
got a new...what did she call herself? ...Girlfriend
Raven
really? who?
InuYasha Suki.
InuYasha
You?
Raven ah. interesting
Raven fought any
interesting people lately?
Raven sigh i really need to
get back to Neptune...i need a vacation.
InuYasha Suki
took me with her to the moon once...It was nice. She will be taking
me on trips to other
planet's moons sometime soon...
Raven
lovely. neptune is nicest at the springtime, you know. beautiful
sakuras and irises...
Raven (hold on a sec)
InuYasha
Ok. I'm catching all the parts just in time to copypaste in emails
to rk13
InuYasha I haven't missed NE thing so
far
InuYasha The one thing I really hate that Sakura does
all the time...
Raven yes? (sry, had 2 get food. 4got 2
eat)
Raven and i meant cherry blossoms
InuYasha
Is to use some sort of Moon Spirit power to make me act
all...all...romantic. She sez it's
what I would be like if I
weren't such an ass sometimes.
Raven lol
Raven
yeah, well, you can be an arse sometimes
Raven oh, hey,
hie
Raven is now known as Hiei.
InuYasha I know. And I
wish sometimes that I could stop acting like that...but it's so hard
to
dismantle what you've used as a defense all your life.
Hiei
who are you and what are you doing talking to raven?!
InuYasha
Oh, hi, Hiei. How goes it?
InuYasha old friend. Calm
down.
Hiei oh. hey, inuyasha. well, i suppose. if you say
that life and death battles are good...
Hiei is now known as
Raven.
Raven hiei, you better start running. that dude is
still
InuYasha I hate Shizue. He's a little runt...well
he's actually pretty tall...anyway, who never learned
how to
fight the right way.
Raven is now known as Karma.
You have
changed your name to Shizue.
Karma uh...hi. ravie went
buhbye.
Karma whyd you hurt ravie?
Shizue
scans crowd alright, where did Suki go?
Karma she had to
go to the ppl in white...
Karma ravie, i means
Shizue
What ppl in white?
Shizue oh.
Karma hi. im
karma, the shaman. who are you?
Karma and whats with the
pretty wings?
Shizue runs after jack tackles punches
missesdisappears to make Suki
nurse woulds
You have changed
your name to Suki.
Suki Hey, Crimson.
Suki
Karma
um...jackie went buhbye toos...the ppl in white are very nice, tho.
they take good care of ppl
with ouchies
Karma
.
Karma hi!
Karma have we met?
You have
changed your name to Shizue.
Karma bad birdie!
Shizue
Ahh...plop plop fizz fizz oh what a releif it is...
Karma
you hurt my friends...eyes glo red
Shizue Suki, that
feels goooood...
Karma deep evil possessed voice NOBODY
HURTS MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shizue
Karma, they attacked me first! I was making honest conversation
and...explains
You have changed your name to Suki.
Karma
(can we forget about Shizue or have him get seriously injured? ive
got three in de hospital
now...)
Karma
attacks
Suki U,mmmmm.....Shizue.....Let's move you over
here...puts him in old
metal garbage can and
closes the
lid
Karma is now known as Kurama.
Suki He's safe for
now.
Suki I hope.
Suki Yep, he's safe.
Kurama
oh, damn. not again. karma, dear, uh, you dont have to be so
rash...lets sit down and talk
this ogets attacked
Suki
In the hospital
Kurama is now known as Jin.
Suki
Oh...my...Poor Kurama...
Jin 'ello, lass. oi think the
boi'll be awroight
Suki Uh...hi?
Suki I'm
Suki. What's your name?
Jin ello. me nayme's Jin. wind
demon, doncha know?
Suki Moon spirit
Jin
fasc'natin. what ezakly does a moon spirit do?
Jin
ello?
Suki Well...I can use the powers of the moon to my
own advantage...You can kind of think of me as a
guardian
angel...I heal those in pain...sometimes...if they're my
friends
Jin great pow'r, lass. wish oi had me sum o that
healin pow'r.
Suki Ange, no, it's like; Jin: Well, I've
got this mole on my back...lol
Suki Just call on me
anytime. I'll be happy to help a fine fellow like you...
Jin
the kids're hurt bad...nuthin time cant 'elp, but tis turribly
long...(ha ha. very funny)
Jin oi mean th wuns foightin
earlier
Jin is now known as Andrea.
Suki was that
sniffs wind currentsarcasm in the air? Lead me to 'em. I'll be
glad to help a friend of
a friend.
Andrea ok, jin, run
along now. idiot. hey, weirdo, this is Andrea, Rogue and Remy's
second-oldest
kid.
Suki Ummmm...hi...sorry about
that..that thing...with your dad...:$
Andrea aw, dont
worry about it. hes always doin that stuff. mom'll get him
straightened out soon
enough...
Andrea if logan doesnt
do too much damage. hes pretty protective of Mom.
Andrea
he dont like it when Dad does that stuff.
Suki I fel bad
for you. Must be hard to have a family like that...
Andrea
nothing new, tho.
Suki but it is sad.
Andrea
and its actually real interesting. no boring seconds here
Neptunian
(Shut up, alien.)
You have changed your name to
InuYasha.
Neptunian i dont have to. YOU do
Neptunian is
now known as Andrea.
Andrea hello, freak.
InuYasha
Who are you and wtf? That was a fun word to learn from
Suki.
Andrea ill bet. and im andrea, rogue and remys
second oldest kid.
InuYasha Hello.
You have changed
your name to Shizue.
Shizue YOU CAN NEVER KEEP ME DOW-
You
have changed your name to InuYasha.
InuYasha beats Shizue
senseless and stuffs him in the garbage can
You have changed your
name to Shizue.
Andrea ( 4m. m3 m07h3r 8u99i m3
70 937 0ff. 1 w07 7h0)
Andrea is now known as Raven.
Raven
(i got 15 mins)
Raven hello. Raven again.
Shizue
muffled fine! I can tell when I'm not wanted! Legs poke out bottom
of trash can garbage
falls out trashcan walks away
Raven
(lol)
You have changed your name to Suki.
Raven hey,
suki.
Suki dies laughing wait a minute! I can't die!
Raven is now known as Jack.
Suki Well, yes I can.
But not by laughing
Suki Hi jack! You look like you need
some healing.
Jack ...Raven just had a Karma-induced
relapse. she wont be coming back anytime soon...
Suki can
I help you?
Jack and im fine
Jack go after
Karma and knock her out, will you?
Suki What do you mean
by a relapse?
Jack shes getting psycho
Jack and
karma attacked her, savvy?
Suki Oh
SHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZUUUUUUUUUUUE! I've got a job for
yoUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
You have changed your name to Shizue.
Jack
oh, wonderful. set the mad bird after the kid.
Shizue Yay!
Appreciation! goes after Karma
Shizue Come on, kid! I'll
give you a fun ride!
Shizue Oh for gods sakes...
Jack
is now known as
Karma.
Karma DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Karma
attacks Shizue
Shizue Graqbs Karma &Flies away
feally fast
Karma FEEL THE WRATH OF TEN THOUSAND YEARS OF
SPIRITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shizue Sp: Grabs, really
Karma
summons spirits
Shizue Feel the wrath of the ground on
your face.
Karma SPIRITS, SAVE ME!!!!!
Karma
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Karma hits ground
Shizue
Oh, sh--disappears, leaving Karma to fall
Karma is now known as
Jack.
Jack good job. shes down.
You have changed your
name to Suki.
Suki I knew I knew the man for the job!
Jack that didnt turn out too bad...
Suki
She didn't get hurt did she?
Jack oh, no. that kid wouldnt
know she was hurt even if her head got blown off.
Jack
shes fine.
Suki yay!
Jack (good.
thanx)
Suki How about you?
Jack what?
Suki
how are you?
Jack oh. uh, im fine.
Jack is now known as
Raven.
