"Their Satanic Majesties Request"

by ashura-herman

(Everything in italics is narration from someone else which will be revealed somewhere along the story...along with why does it share a title with a Rolling Stones album)

Part One

Now one time down strolled a young cocky man named Rocky Raccoon. On that day, he spotted something very queer. Now normally, the forest close by a dark castle is silent all day. On that day, he heard some wild noises, very weird ones.

"Oh, shit! What the fuck is that yelping like a coon!"

Upon discovery, he found a young dame, a shrieking dame, and seven young people looking onwards.

"What the fuck! Some sort of witchcraft, eh! I'm gonna get that witch, that should be another mark for the Almighty, alright."

But, the shrieking dame came in lurging out against him, with beast-claws.

"HOLY SHIT! I'M NOT GONNA GO DOWN WITH THE DEVIL YET..."

So much for Rocky Raccoon. He'll come back later. In the meantime, the shrieking dame continued with a ritual hoping to revive the young dame that laid down asleep. The short men continued to gaze in great awe. Yet these dames were never meant to come together. By law. However fate pertained something else...

Part Two

"Now mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful in the whole world, now that my only step-daughter is dead..."

The one that spoke is none other than the Queen Agatha, possibly more crueler and terriblethan say Czar Ivan was. The one she spoke to was not a someone but a something. That is, a mirror. Back then, however, they were magical objects possibly made by mythical elves (where are they). This mirror however has been darkend by it's previous master...so it now leads new operators to do the same as he did.

Now the Queen has a story of her own. She was raised in riches, but was never satisfied. Possibly because her parents were so pre-occupied by their petty finances. Anyway, she ran away years ago with a group of deserters to the forest near the kingdom. It is there that she learned that trees were there for reasons other than obscuring the terrain, and that the forest was not as vile and evil as most "christians" envisioned.

"It is still Snow White mistress..."

Then another witch came into the front. The Queen saw her in fear.Did her only step-daughter died as she said?

"Snow, yy...you died?"

"I may be Snow White, but a different one..."

This Snow White is not the Princess Snow White that we envision, but rather more like Pauper Snow White...