I just thought that I would write a one-shot of Ratchet and Clank playing games that are just plain stupid or just really fun. So, Ratchet and Clank may be OOC in this one, but hey, if you make these two play Portal or something, they're gonna be OOC. Also, the Warcraft one I wrote is a crossover, but you readers won't need to know a whole lot of Sly Cooper and Jak and Daxter, but you readers might want to go to YouTube and watch the Leroy Jenkins video to understand where I got this.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ratchet and Clank or any other game that I mention in this fic.


Game 1: Star Wars Battle Front I

"Haha! Eat this you stupid Storm Trooper!" Ratchet shouted as he threw a grenade at a AI trooper, sadly for the Lombax, he only succeeded in simply throwing the grenade off the landing platform on the planet Bespin "Will you stop rolling on the floor you itiot!" He said as he started blasting at Clank's Heavy Trooper which had a missile launcher on it's shoulder.

"Only if you stop blasting at me with your imperfect aim with that gun." The small robot said as he clicked the R1 button on his controller. With the said button being pressed, the trooper had successfully launched a missile at Ratchet's Rebel Trooper and caused the polygoned character to go airb-borne and fly off into the endless pit causing the trooper to die. "Agh! Really, Clank? You just had to do that!?" The slightly furious Lombax said as he threw his controller down on the floor. The small robot would only laugh at the Lombax's furious look as the small robot insured a victory for the Empire in this battle.


Game 2: Rayman: Raveing Rabbids

"Why do I need to throw a cow a hundred and sixty yards from here!?" The Lombax questioned as he was laughing so hard that he had to pause the game in order to hold his stomach. Clank only sighed and muttered to himself, "This may take a while."


Game 3: inFamous

"Okay, YOU are getting on my nerves!" The infamous Ratchet said as he had Cole McGrath sliding on a train rail and he threw a electro grenade at a Reaper that was trying to kill him. "Perhaps you should try to be a hero in this game?" XJ-0461 said as he noticed that Cole's skin was pale and the lighting on him was red. "Nah, I always wanted to see what it's like to be a bad guy and maybe-WHAT! NO! YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!" The Lombax yelled as a train ran over the inFamous hero due to the Lombax not paying attention to see if a train was in front of him. "Okay, your turn,pal." Ratchet said as he handed the controller over to the robot with a frown on his face.


Game 4: World of Warcraft (Tri-Crossover)

"Okay, SoulStone's up. Ready guys?" Ratchet said to his group when he had his Human Warlock make the SoulStone. "I'm good." Sly said to the Lombax as he set his Worgen Rouge in Stealth. "Maybe Daxter could get some cloth on him." Murray offered to the group while he put his Pandaren Monk in Stance of the sturdy Ox. "Why would Dax need cloth? He's a Palidin. They wear plate." Jak said as he casted Aspect of the Hawk on his Night Elf Hunter.

"It'll help him heal better." The hippo replied as Clank's Gnome Death Night casted Control Undead. "Okay, I know we've faced these eggs before in the past, so we're gonna change the game up a bit. Bentley, since you're our Warrior tank, you're gonna run in there and get about ten eggs cracked open and Jak will send his pet after the first baby dragon he clicks on. Hopefully, we're going to get them done and over with in about ten minutes." Ratchet ran through with the plan all seven of them planed thoroughly for almost two weeks. "I calculate that we have a thirty three point three tenths rrepeating chance of survival." The heavily nasaled turtle said as he finished the calculation. "Okay, let's do this." Daxter said as his Dwarf Palidin stood up when Daxter returned to his keyboard after being out of the room.

"Dax, did you hear our plan-" "OOOOOOOOOORAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGE LIGHTNING!" "This time...No way in the Precursors am I going in there." Everyone else agreed with Jak as the said Orange Lighting got EVERY enemy onto his rear. "I can't believe he went in there like that again." Sly said when Daxter had died in five seconds.


Okay, that was fun. Let me know some other games you guys want for Ratchet and Clank to play. Even if it's them playing with some other characters. Alright, so please read and review and I'll see you guys later!

~Jak Cooper the Lombax