I'm ALIVE!
Alexandra: Random One-shot of randomness!
Sasuke: Well… Describe please.
Alexandra: Sasuke dies randomly on a mission with Naruto, but Naruto kisses him and suddenly he's alive again! And Sasuke shows Naruto just how ALIVE he is. My attempt at a lemon!
Naruto: So….. It's a PWP fic?
Alexandra: Yep. And everyone is out of character!
Gaara: Dear God, someone save us!
God: Nope. Sorry, you're on your own for this. Remember folks, this story's on crack! *gives thumbs-up*
Konaha forest.
Noon.
Sasuke was jumping tree to tree with Naruto, when Sasuke suddenly fell to the ground. Naruto noticed this and jumped to his (Sasuke's) side.
"Oh god! Sasuke!" He exclaimed. Then he got an idea. Naruto kissed Sasuke square on the lips and Sasuke eyes flew open after Naruto pulled away.
"Oh Sasuke, you're alive!" Naruto pulled Sasuke into a hug and Sasuke hugged back. After a minute or two, Sasuke pulled back from the hug.
"Hey, dobe?" Sasuke drew Naruto's attention.
"Don't call me that teme!" Naruto exclaimed.
"Can I show you just how ALIVE I am?" Sasuke smirked.
"What do you mean, Sasuke?" And Sasuke pounced.
LEMON! LEMON! LEMON! LEMON! LEMON! LEMON!
Sasuke pulled Naruto down onto his lap after he stripped them of their clothes. He brought his hand up to the Uzumaki's mouth and slid two of his fingers past his lips.
"Suck," Sasuke commanded and the sexy fox did so, obediently. He slides his tongue around the digits. Once Sasuke was satisfied he removed the fingers and slid them down to Naruto's entrance. Sasuke fingered around the hole, teasing Naruto. Slowly, Sasuke pushes two digits inside.
"Ah...Sasuke!" Sasuke moved the fingers around inside Naruto until, "Sasuke!"
Sasuke found Naruto's prostate. The blonde moved his hips, fucking himself on Sasuke's fingers.
"Sasuke...I-I can't!" Just as Naruto starts arching his back against him, Sasuke pulled the digits out. He grabbed Naruto's hips and raised him above his hardened member, which was already soaked with precum. The blonde placed his hands on Sasuke's shoulders and slowly lowered himself onto the Uchiha's large cock and Sasuke pushed him down the rest of the way, causing both of them to hiss. Naruto took a few seconds to adjust before he started rolling his hips onto Sasuke and he (Sasuke) started to move.
Sasuke grunted as he searched for the blonde's prostate with every thrust. When he found it, he felt a shudder run through him. He began to pound into the spot, making Naruto arch his back in pleasure.
"Nhh-Sasuke! I'm, I'm...CUMMMIIINNNNGGG!" he shouted as came on both their chests. Sasuke came with a grunt as he felt Naruto tighten around him, filling his blonde up.
LEMON HAS ENDED!
Sasuke pulled out and collapsed next to Naruto, smirking.
"You are definitely ALIVE…." the blonde panted out.
THE END!
Alexandra: God… I'm going to go die now…..
God: Okay.
Sasuke: And this was pointless smut! Please read and review! They love you, I don't!