AN- I'm so sorry for any damage this may do to you. This also takes place after Moria
Disclaimer- I do not own Lord of the Rings or its characters or settings.
As the party traveled along the road, Aragorn noticed that the Hobbits were getting sluggish.
"Boromir, can you help me carry the hobbits?" asked Aragorn
"Fool! The heck you you sayin'? I ain't carryin' no Hobbits! Y'all be buggin'!" Shouted an odd speaking Boromir.
"Dear companion! What ails you to speak in such an odd manner?" worridly asked the Ranger.
The rest of the party had mixed reactions. Pippin and Merry seemed to take pleasure in Boromir's new speech, the latter less so, though. Gimli looked on in confusion. Sam and Frodo both seemed too tired to care, but still slightly worried. Legolas had stopped fiddling with his arrows to also look confused.
"Why y'all be dissin' on my fly lingo? We best bounce before 'em cray cray evil after us!" exclaimed Boromir.
"Merry, what is he saying?" whispered Pippin to his cousin.
"I don't know. Try asking Frodo. It might be a form of Elfish." replied his older cousin.
Overhearing them, Legolas added into their conversation.
"Elfish is dignified. If I had not already known what it was, I might have assumed that it was a form of Dwarfish. It is what men call "Hood".
Enraged at the Elf's comment about Dwarfish, Gimli added the first insult he could think of.
"Your hair is girly!"
"Your race's women have beards!"
"Elves are evil!"
"Incorrect! Dwarves are evil! Gandalf was lost at a DWARF mine!"
The elf and the dwarf continued to squabble for another minute before Aragorn took control.
"Enough! We do not have time for such petty fights. Spies can hear us! In the mean time, let us focus on returning Boromir to normal speech.
Okay, what do you think could have afflicted you?" questioned the Ranger.
"'Dem questions better bail before I get out my biscuit and pop a cap in yo chest." Angrily responded Boromir.
"I believe I can translate his speech. Boromir said to 'stop asking question or else he shall shoot you." said Legolas helpfully.
"Man! That homeboy gots it right! Give him 'da cheese! Y'all folk need to chill!" exclaimed the son of Denethor.
"Perhaps, perhaps if we rest, the problem shall be gone? I shall take first watch" the Ranger wondered aloud.
When the Fellowship woke up, they had tried to see if Boromir was cured of the strange problem.
"Ai! Boromir! What say you on the problem?" Legolas asked Boromir.
"Hm? I do not know of what problem you speak of. We should leave soon, though." Boromir confusedly responded.
The travelers all were relieved, though secretly, Pippin thought Boromir's way of speaking was interesting.
So, comments?