Okay, Sonic fans. This is the second stage in Luigi's Other Experiment, originally a Smash Bros. only story. It is taking place in the video game universe (the stability of the setting is questionable though). This isn't meant to be serious, so try not to be upset about the pairings. Just like the one before it, this story is feedback generated.

Luigi looked up at the clear blue sky and groaned. Ever since Master Hand had plucked him into the Randomizer Dimension, his bottom had been stuck in a tree stump. Which was about 73 minutes ago.

"Anyone?"

What exactly had he been doing for 73 whole minutes? The first 5 minutes were spent trying to get unstuck. The next 10 minutes were spent looking around the vast, thick woods. The next 5 minutes were spent trying to get unstuck. The next 7 minutes were spent calling for help. The next 2 minutes were spent trying to fall asleep. The next minute was spent whining. The next 4 minutes were spent trying to figure out how many minutes he had wasted. The next 9 minutes were spent trying to get unstuck.

"Hello?"

Hey, I'm counting. The next 10 minutes were spent thinking. The next 10 minutes were spent shooing away squirrels, birds, raccoons, a cheetah, and some vultures. And the last 10 minutes had been spent yelling for help/treating the scratches made by the cheetah.

"This is getting ridiculous…IS ANYONE HUMAN OUT THERE?"

He felt a slight breeze.

"Ooh, that was refreshing. IS ANYONE HUMAN-"

Luigi blinked, and (insert fanfare here) Sonic the Hedgehog stood right in front of him, trying hard not to burst into hysterics.

"Wanna tell me how this happened?"

"Ah, you wouldn't believe me if I told you. Wait…wasn't I supposed to be here only an hour?" Luigi wondered aloud.

Sonic held out his hand. "Come on. I'll pull you out."

"Hang on, I'm thinking. He said an hour a dimension…maybe me not moving halted that. Or maybe time moves slower here."

"You done?"

"Yeah, get me out."

Sonic's gloved hand clasped Luigi's gloved hand, and Sonic tugged once. There was brief silence after that.

"…Um…I'm still, you know, stuck."

Sonic jumped straight up. Luigi popped right out of the stump and landed on his feet, surprisingly.

"Thanks, uh…"

"Sonic."

"Sonic, huh? Cool name. Well-"

Sonic sped away.

"Wait!"

Sonic sped back.

"What?"

Luigi picked his jaw up from the floor. "…Can you take me with you? I'm a bit lost."

"Like that's surprising," Sonic thought. "I don't see a problem with that. Just…try not to get stuck in anything else on the way there."

"I won't. Hopefully."

"…Grab on tight. You're in for a Sonic ride!"

14.7 seconds later

Luigi, very stiff, sat on the grass not too far from Tails' Workshop, trying to get himself to stop hyperventilating and start blinking. Sonic chuckled.

"Told ya."

Luigi attempted a nod, but failed horribly and fell on his side.

"Takes a while to get used to. Need anything else?"

"…N-no…th-th-thanks…" Luigi stuttered.

"Well, if you change your mind, Tails is over there." He waved to Tails, who was doing a little cleaning. Tails happily waved back, though Luigi didn't see.

"I'll be back."

Sonic sped away. Luigi soon got rid of a lot of his oxygen and was breathing normally after a couple of minutes. Then he remembered his greatness. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a perfume bottle filled with a liquid pink mixture. He looked over at Tails, who was walking towards him.

"Hmm. He'll have to do for now. Sonic'll have to wait."

"Hello, mister," Tails greeted.

"Hi." Luigi stood up and stretched.

"What's your name? You don't look like you're from around here."

"My name's Luigi Mario."

Tails fell to the floor laughing. "What the- Luigi Mario? Are you serious?"

Luigi nodded meekly, and Tails continued laughing. In his mind, Luigi cursed his parents. Whoever they were.

"Oh! I'm sorry." Tails stood up and giggled. "That name is too weird. Anyway…come on. I'll make you some hot cocoa."

"You have good taste…"

Luigi and Tails walked to the workshop, where, upon arrival, a cup of hot cocoa came out from the floor on a metallic stool. Luigi, impressed, took it and sipped. Very chocolatey. Very hot. He burned his tongue from the hotness.

It was then that Tails noticed the greatness in his pocket.

"What kind of mixture is that?"

Luigi chuckled, sipped his cocoa (forgetting about the hotness), and burned his tongue again.

"Ow. That mixture…is greatness. (insert fanfare here)"

Tails looked around for the source of the fanfare. "Creepy…"

"I'll explain it to you."

In the next chapter. The pairings are on their way…so is the cause of the rating...and stuff...