CLUE, Warriors spoof…Who…….. Killed……. ASHFUR!!!(Nobody cares…)…. No flamers…… SPOLIER ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Characters:

Firestar

Squirrelflight

Brambleclaw

Leafpool

Jayfeather

Lionblaze

Hollyleaf

Hazeltail

WIC Characters:

Yellowleg

Plumleaf

Greentail

Oceanfeather

Scarletfur

Whitesky

Firestar sat on the highledge, engulfed in thought. Who would have killed Ashfur, he had been a greet warrior. He watched as Mousefur and Longtail, the elders, carried Ashfur to his final resting place. Could this have been my fault he thought. Lost in thought he did not notice Brambleclaw jump up to the ledge.

"Firestar, we need to find out who did this," Brambleclaw said hesitantly.

The clan leader pulled out his trusty cell phone, sending a text message to the Frostclan leader Blizzardstar(Yes she is a girl, and that is the clan where Tigerlily and Greystream live.) Asking for the WARRIOR INVESTIGATION CORPORATION. (AKA WIC).

Almost immediately he saw the WIC sign light up the sky.

"OMG!!!!, they actually exist!!!" Hazeltail screeched running around in circles.

"What did u want us for Firestar?," Yellowtail asked, appearing out of nowhere.

Firestar jumped and said in a high pitched voice, " Where the fudge did you come from, you know your not supposed to sneak up on me like that, I might loose a life you know I'm fragile, stupid furball," Everyone stared. Brambleclaw said, " Really," shaking his head side to side " this is exactly why I am deputy, Sandstorm didn't want you saying shit like that in front of cats from other clans, dumb ass." he mutters stalking away.

"Holy Starclan, Its PLUMLEAF….. I have a GIANT poster of you in my nest….." Hazeltail says, then padded away laughing like a stalker. Plumleaf stares awkwardly at Hazeltail as she walks away and meows, "Maybe we should go somewhere private before I get rapped."

Firestar meowed in a stupidly manner, "Yo, don't worry bout her! She always trippin on somin!"

Brambleclaw comes back to find his leader laying on his back

chewing on catnip. "WTF??!!! What the hell do ya think you are doing! Stop

trying to be a gangster cuz you suck at it!! "Firestar looked up with tears in his eyes then ran to his den. "Dumb ass…anyway! Lets get down to business, ok Ashfur was murdered and we need to figure out who the hell did it."

Just as he finished talking, Hazeltail popped up behind Plumleaf, and meowed ,"See! I told you I had a poster!!"

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"So will you help us," Brambleclaw asked, All of WIC answered, "YES!!!!"

P.S. This was a completely made up peice oh junk. IDEA: Tigerlily Writing: Both Typing: Greystream