Hmm….well what can I say about myself. In order to know my story, you have GOT to have an open mind. Seriously.
I'll start near the beginning. My name is Angel. I'm currently 249 years old. How you ask? Well I have a unique history, but we'll get to that later. Right now I'm traveling with the leader of the Slayer army.
Yeah, Slayers. No its not a rock band or some weird sports team. It's a group of young girls that have supernatural abilities such as enhanced strength, vision, hearing, healing and so on. Oh and nearly all the young girls are really, REALLY, attractive. Ah I hope Buffy doesn't read this. She kind of has a jealous and possessive streak when it comes to me, I can't say nothing because I do to when it comes to her. Anyway, slayers are designed to fight evil such as vampires, demons, ghosts and anything that seems to try to eat the general human population or destroy the world. It gets old, but Buffy is there by my side.
Ah Buffy. You may know her. Vampire Slayer, died twice, closed the hell mouth, nothing? Well she's the leader and sometimes she scares me. But I'll never admit that to her. She is…wow beautiful, cunning, passionate and all that other mushy stuff. I've tag along with her for 9 years know, I think.
I know what you must be thinking, 'how did you end up with her?' Well think of star crossed lovers and stuff, then you'll get the picture. I was a former vampire. Not just any vampire, one of the most dangerous ones. They use to call me Angelus. Because of my ways, I got the title of Scourge of Europe. Eh it's mundane considering that I'm human now with all sorts of crazy abilities.
And that happened 5 years ago.
Now since then I've been either helping Buffy and her scoobies, training the new Slayers, or being constantly groped on by Buffy (not that I'm complaining.) You wondering also how did I turn human and what can I do, heh well it was the government that did it. I have enhance smell, vision, hearing, really advanced healing and a little extra that protects me from breaks in my bones. Like I said the governemt got frisky and decided to "experiment" on demons and vampires. I was the first one, and they really did a number on me. I sometimes don't remember what happened during that time, but after I got out, was wow. An adventure to say the least.
Not accounting the massive memory loss I was plagued with for a little over 2 years, I remember everything else. From Buffy dying, her coming back to life, remembering everything I've done, brooding constantly to remember, Spike (oh god that was a headache) oh and my personal fav, I was constantly used as sex toy by Buffy.
Well this is my story of what happened when I was at the Hellmouth at Sunnydale from 1999 to 2003. Ready? It's a crazy ride.
