Warning: you will probably be extremely angry at me for wasting your time after (if) you read this, but it just popped into my head so…..
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Annabelle Cole was in a very bad mood today. It was in the middle of the night, she sat in the parlor stitched stuff while being very angry. Then the front door flew open and a few seconds later who should come swaggering in but……Penny! With William on his back.
"Oh Hiiiiiiiiiii," said Penny.
" Yo," said William burping.
Get out of my house and take your filthy horse with you!" screamed Annabelle.
"Lol," said William, "tell me first where is your sister."
"Don't you ever mention my youngest sister or your oldest sister again!" threatened Annabelle.
"Why?" asked William.
"Because they make me angry," replied Annabelle, her anger dying down.
"why?" asked William.
"just get out," said Annabelle.
"sad face" said William, "but I just wanna somebody to tell me a good night story, can you tell me a good night story?"
"very well," sighed Annabelle, she began to sing, "let's start at the very beginning, tis a very good place to start-."
"skip the song," yawned William, Penny nodded gravely.
"K" said Annabelle complacently, and she began.
In the beginning there was nothing, then there were…..redcoats. Once upon a time there was also a man who hated the Redcoats, his name was Benjamin Davidson. He was a man like any other except he was in a bunch of battles and stuff, so he liked to kill things and stuff.
"Ben," said Ben's friend John waving his gun wildly, "we just got a call from the army soldiers in the army…the redcoats are attacking!"
"I must go," replied Ben, "I must fight the redcoats with my weapons. So he went to a field filled with redcoats, and he saw many redcoats there.
"I cannot win," said Ben, "but I must try!" so he shot all the redcoats and was a hero.
"You…did it," said John, Ben just looked at him.
Three months later…..
"Ben you can't go, you can't leave me," said Felicity
"I must go," said Ben, "I must fight the Redcoats with my weapons."
"But Ben," said Felicity, "I'm pregnant!"
Another three months later….
Ben was lying dying on the battlefield; John came to him, waving his gun wildly.
"I must get up," said Ben, "I must fight the Redcoats with my weapons."
"No Ben," replied John sadly, "you are a redcoat!"….and then Ben was a redcoat.
The Edn
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Author's note: The story is based on a YouTube video titled Arby n' the Chief Movie or something like that. Again, sorry for wasting some of your life reading this, and even more of your life because you feel compelled to write a nasty review on it, but I guess that's interesting life, thank you.