Hello, you all! *Phew* its hard work for a newbie to balance two stories at a time. I'm back with another COMEDY/CRACK-FIC! WOOOT! It was fun writing W.W.W.W., so I decided to do another crack-fic based story, hope you all like it as much as W.W.W.W.!
"LA LA LA LALALALALALLAALALLAAL!" yelled Angela, since she forgot most of the words to the Christmas carol, she improvised. Luke was walking by, and he totally cracked up. "HEY!" Angela pouted. "Sorry, why are you singing?" gasped Luke, in between laughter. "IT'S A WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS!" yelled Angela, cheerfully. "What's a Christmas?" asked Luke, scratching his head. "Luke, now I know you're one…not to bright person, but EVERYONE knows about Christmas," said Angela, reverently. "I'm not mentally retarded, and I don't know what Christmas is," said Bo. "Looks like, the stupid is spreading," said Angela, sadly. Bo ran screaming.
Angela was scared. She ran to a normal person. "CHASE!" she yelled. "Yo, what's up?" said Chase, flipping pancakes. "Jingle bells! Jingle bells! Jingle all the way! O' what fun- finish it Chase!" sang Angela. "Lawl what? Why are you singing?" asked Chase, bemused. "THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!" sobbed Angela, as she ran out of the Inn. "Angela…*sigh*," said Chase.
Angela was getting even more scared. She ran to an adult. "MAYOR FAT DUDE! Finish this song! Siiillleeeent Niiiiigggghhhht, Hoooooollllly Niiiiiiiiighhhht-" sang Angela. "Angela, now is not the time to be singing! You should look at the message board, for eight hours straight, its fun," said Mayor Fat Pig. "Okay, you're starting to creep me out!" screamed Angela, running away.
Angela was terrified. Adults were not to be trusted, neither were Chase and Luke. She ran to the smartest person she knew. "GILLY!" she yelled, pushing open the Town Hall Door. Elli snickered. Gill glared. "WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS~! WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY- FINISH IT GILL!"yelled Angela. "New Year~" sang Elli. "What's a Christmas?" asked Gill, looking befuddled. Angela slumped to the ground, in a dead faint. "ANGELA!" roared Gill.
"Angela! Angela, please wake up!!! ANGELA!" yelled Gill. "SHUT UP! SHE'S RECUPERATING!" roared Jin. "We wish you…a merry…Christmas…. We wish…you…a merry Christmas… and…" sang Angela in a broken voice. "Angela, you could have gotten hypothermia, or even pneumonia running around like that! Bed rest for a couple of weeks!" ordered Jin. "But…Christmas…in…week?" said Angela, brokenly. "No exceptions," said Jin. Angela began to cry. "Oh no, Angela, please…" said Gill. Angela ignored them all. "OMG! ANGELA! ARE YOU OKAY?!" yelled Luke. "ANGELA!!!" yelled Chase, close behind. "YOU! YOU! What did you do to her?!" accused Luke, pointing to Gill. "We…wish…you…a" said Angela. "Oh no, Angela, please stay strong," said Chase. "Merry…Christmas?" sang Angela. "NOW, LOOK WHAT YOU BAFFOONS HAVE DONE! YOU KILLED…CHRISTMAS FOR ANGELA! LOOK AT HER! JUST LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO AN INNOCENT GIRL WHO WANTED TO CELEBRATE A HOLIDAY! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELVES!" screeched Elli. "I TOLD YOU TO SHUT UP! THE GIRL'S RECUPERATING!" roared Jin. "NOW! YOU MUST FIX CHRISTMAS FOR ANGELA!" hissed Elli. "Is this some holiday from your old town? How do we know anything about Christmas?" said Gill. "And…a…happy…new…year?" sang Angela. "How're we supposed to find out about Christmas?" asked Chase. "ASK GRAY! RESEARCH! Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch House," said Elli.
Author's notes:
So, this is for the people who have never played anything, BUT Tree of Tranquility. In MFOMT they celebrate Christmas, but in TOT they celebrate Starry Night Festival. And Elli watches House because she was a nurse in the Mineral Town Game. Well, hope you've enjoyed.