10-Year-Olds Debate
By: alchemistmagiciangirl
Type: Humor
Rated: E (for everyone)
A Kingdom Hearts & Fairly Oddparents fic. This fic came to me while playing solitary and listening to this song.
DISCLAIMER: Kingdom Hearts & Fairly Oddparents do not belong to me. (Sighs) Another dream that won't come true. The song Cruella Deville also do not belong to me!
Riku, Kairi, Timmy, AJ, Chester, Roxas, & Sora all gathered around the jungle gym during recess. The kid with the boil and Sanjaye were not there because they were out with the flu. Cosmo and Wanda were disguised as pink and green squirrels listening to the ten year olds debating on today's subject for any ten-year-old... babysitters…
"Vicky is the eviliest babysitter ever!" Timmy exclaims for what would probably be the millionth time as he hung upside down on the jungle gym. "She burned my comic books, made me do all the chores, and trashed my house. Then made my parents believe I did it!"
"Oh that's nothing!" Chester says. "She used me as a can opener. Now I need new braces."
"I really don't see what the three of you guys are whining about. At least you're not stuck with our babysitter." Roxas says.
"Yeah. Vicky has nothing on Cruella Deville." Riku replies. "She's probably Vicky's mentor!"
Kairi shivers. "I hate that name!"
"Ah, come on! No one's worse than Icky Vicky!" Timmy replies.
"Yeah!" Chester and AJ agreed.
"Cruella is. Once, she went to jail for trying to turn puppies into fur coats!" Sora tells them.
"And she's ugly too. Plus, truthfully, she hates kids! She's only doing it for the money."
"Uh-Uh! You're making all of that up to scare us!" Chester exclaims.
"Actually…" AJ says, pulling out a newspaper clipping from his backpack. "I did some research after our last meeting and came across this!"
Timmy, Sora, Roxas, Kairi, Riku, Timmy and Chester gathered around to see the piece of paper.
"Yeah, that's her!" Sora says, referring to the picture taken of Cruella in the article.
"But, she's even meaner and uglier in person," says Riku.
Kairi leaned closer, holding tight to Sora's arm, causing him to blush.
"Cruella Deville: Arrested for attempting to turn 101 Dalmations to…oh my God!" Timmy exclaims after reading a little of the article. "And they let this lady babysit kids!"
"My thoughts exactly!" says Roxas.
"Wow. But there still is no way she can be that evil." Chester asks.
Riku began to sing:
Cruella Deville
Cruella Deville
If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella…
Cruella
Sora: The curl of her lips
The ice in her stare
Kairi: All innocent children has better beware
She's like a spider waiting for the kill
Both: Cruella, Cruella Deville
"She sounds like Vicky's real mom!" Chester says.
There were a few snickers, their conversation heard by the other ten-year-olds like themselves.
Roxas: At first you'd think Cruella is the devil
But after time has worn away the shock
You'll come to realize
You've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock
Kairi shivers from the thought.
Sora: This vampire bat
Riku: This inhuman beast
Kairi: She ought to be locked up and never released
The world was such a wholesome place until
Both: Cruella
Cruella Deville
Kairi: At first you'd think Cruella is the devil
Sora: But after time has worn away the shock
Roxas: You'll come to realize
Riku: You've seen her kind of eyes
Watching you from underneath a rock
Together: Cruella Deville
Cruella Deville
If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will
To see her is to take a sudden chill
Cruella
Cruella
Kairi: The curl of her lips
Roxas: The ice in her stare
Sora: All innocent children has better beware
Riku: She's like a spider waiting for the kill
Together: Watch out for Cruella Deville
Watch out for Cruella Deville!
Just then the bell rung.
They all reluctantly retreated to class, knowing that a fate worse then death awaited them back in the classroom as well as at home.
"I feel so bad for Riku, Sora, Roxas, and Kairi that they're stuck with Cruella Deville. I guess there really is a babysitter worse than Vicky!" Wanda states once the playground was clear of children.
"Cruella! Cruella Deville!" Cosmo sings.
Just then, a acorn fell, hitting Cosmo on the head and knocking him out.
FIN
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