An Alternate Ending to Pearl Harbor
A/N: This is really stupid. We came up with it when we went to the movie for the 2nd/3rd time. We were very hyper and this is kind of an inside joke.
Rafe forces Evelyn to go on the Doolittle Raid with him for his protection. However, his alterior motive was to prevent her from running around with any of his other friends. The Danny incident sickened him and made him paranoid. Evelyn didn't like the rigorous pilot training, because it was hard, strenuous labor and she got *cringe* dirty. Danny didn't like Rafe's constant surveillance over Evelyn, but Rafe was very mad at him as it was, so he thought it better to keep his mouth shut for once.
The day of the Doolittle Raid has arrived. Rafe and Danny are nervous, while Evelyn cries hysterically, "I don't want to get in that icky plane! You can't make me!" Rafe and Danny told her to shut up and Rafe showed her his fist to make it known that he could make her go in the plane.
They got in their planes, much to Evelyn's dismay and took off with little trouble. Danny was in a plane with Doolittle and Rafe was in a plane with Evelyn. They went and bombed Japan. Woo-hoo. They nearly ran out of fuel and had to crash-land in China.
Upon crashing, they were attacked by Japanese troops. Rafe, Danny, and Evelyn were standing together as they were attacked. Suddenly, a Japanese soldier pops out of nowhere and points his gun at Danny.
"No!," screams Rafe. "Don't shoot my best friend, Danny!" Rafe moves the gun so it is pointed at Evelyn as he says, "Kill her instead!"
"Okay. Sorry for the mistake, Danny," said the Japanese guy as he killed her.
"I always liked you better anyway, Danny."
"Thank you Rafe."
Then they were magically back in Pearl Harbor, which is also magically reconstructed flawlessly. Again, magically, Kristin and Kristen are teleported into the movie and have aged ten years. Magically, it all becomes real; we are in the 1940's. Kristin marries Danny and Kristen marries Rafe and they all live happily ever after.
The end.
A/N: This is really stupid. We came up with it when we went to the movie for the 2nd/3rd time. We were very hyper and this is kind of an inside joke.
Rafe forces Evelyn to go on the Doolittle Raid with him for his protection. However, his alterior motive was to prevent her from running around with any of his other friends. The Danny incident sickened him and made him paranoid. Evelyn didn't like the rigorous pilot training, because it was hard, strenuous labor and she got *cringe* dirty. Danny didn't like Rafe's constant surveillance over Evelyn, but Rafe was very mad at him as it was, so he thought it better to keep his mouth shut for once.
The day of the Doolittle Raid has arrived. Rafe and Danny are nervous, while Evelyn cries hysterically, "I don't want to get in that icky plane! You can't make me!" Rafe and Danny told her to shut up and Rafe showed her his fist to make it known that he could make her go in the plane.
They got in their planes, much to Evelyn's dismay and took off with little trouble. Danny was in a plane with Doolittle and Rafe was in a plane with Evelyn. They went and bombed Japan. Woo-hoo. They nearly ran out of fuel and had to crash-land in China.
Upon crashing, they were attacked by Japanese troops. Rafe, Danny, and Evelyn were standing together as they were attacked. Suddenly, a Japanese soldier pops out of nowhere and points his gun at Danny.
"No!," screams Rafe. "Don't shoot my best friend, Danny!" Rafe moves the gun so it is pointed at Evelyn as he says, "Kill her instead!"
"Okay. Sorry for the mistake, Danny," said the Japanese guy as he killed her.
"I always liked you better anyway, Danny."
"Thank you Rafe."
Then they were magically back in Pearl Harbor, which is also magically reconstructed flawlessly. Again, magically, Kristin and Kristen are teleported into the movie and have aged ten years. Magically, it all becomes real; we are in the 1940's. Kristin marries Danny and Kristen marries Rafe and they all live happily ever after.
The end.