Morgan Here!! This is my and Amy's(Amber's) first fic- please don't be too mean.

Normal Characters/Pairings and Lots of pranks by emmet and jasper:P enjoy!

Buena Vista, Colorado was cold, cloudy, and rainy. As usual. This was just how the Cullen family liked it. At the top of a mountain, their house covered in windows is filled with shouting.

"I told you to erase all the evidence!!!" Yelled Jasper

"I tried but the eraser won't work!" Retaliated Emmet.

Alice broke up the fight: "I don't care who was supposed to erase the evidence-Edwards gonna kill when he sees his car!"

"Yeah well-he wouldn't know it was us if someone erased the evidence!" Said Jasper.

"Umm-no one but you guys and dogboy would total his car, and wolfybreath is too scared of Edward-and Edward knows that!" Alice retorted.

Emmet cut in, "Jazz- I think we should probably ru-"

He was cut off by the garage door opening. Jasper wildly improvised:

"Mom-Edward's hurting me!"

Esme called upstairs, " Edward just got home."

Jasper yelled back, " Emmet totaled his car and Edward's blaming me!"

Emmet glared at Jasper, flabbergasted.

"Sorry man-everyone for themselves now." Said Jasper

"O really?- Mom! Japer's being mean to me!"

"Don't even try Emmet." Said Esme.

"Wha-Bu-You-JASPER!!!"

Jasper smirked.

They were suddenly interrupted by yelling from the garage. Bella came in and Alice shouted down over Edwards spew of cus words.

"Wanna go shopping?"

"Sure!"

"Let's go before Edward comes in."

"Yeah-probably a good idea- he was REALLY pissed when he saw his car."

Just then Edward burst through the door, livid. Emmet pointed to Japer, and Jasper worked up fake tears and turned to Esme-

"Mom…*sniff* they're still hurting me…*sniff*"

Alice looked at him in dibelief. "You gotta be kidding m-"

Esme interrupted, " Edward, Emmet- apologize to your brother."

Edward looked dumbstruck, then furious.

"I-but-he-you-MY CAR!!!"

Jasper put on his most innocent face: "I'm sorry Edward, Emmet should apologize for totaling your car."

Emmet looked lived.

Edward apologized(slightly confused) to Jasper. Jasper was able to let Edward see only those thoughts he wanted him to.

"Besides Edward, if it was me-I would have erased the evidence. Emmet would have just tried using an eraser."

"True…Emmet-"Edward stopped because where Emmet had been there now was only a puff of smoke. Emmet did not return for several days, forcing Jasper to fix Edward's car-by hiring Rosalie.

Not bad for our first-ehh? R&C please! I'll get the next Chap up ASAP

~Morgan