The New Professor

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry and friend (or foes). I do own Adelaide Snape-

Murphy and Quinn Murphy (if it counts towards anything).

A/n: Please don't send flames. Send constructive criticism instead. Your reviews are my kindling, the more I get, the more likely I am to update quicker.

Ch.1: Relatives?

" Are you sure this is the right place?" asked Quinn Murphy. It seemed too dark and dreary for Adelaide to have grown-up here.

"Yep, this is the right place," replied Adelaide. "This is where I grew-up. My room is on the second floor, two windows from the left. Sevey's is two windows from the right. Mothers and fathers room is in the middle. This isn't how I remembered it thought. There used to be flowers in the garden and that," she said, pointing to a gnarled old tree, "used to be an apple tree. Anyway, before I left, I told mom and dad to leave my room alone. To make Sev stay out, I made the door invisible. Shall we go in?"

"Let's" replied Quinn. He and Addie made their way up to the house and Addie knocked on the door. The house elf opened the door.

"Hey Snopy!" said Adelaide.

"Mistress, you have returned. I will go tell master," cried the house elf.

"Snopy, I'll go get him myself. Has his room changed location?" asked Adelaide. The house elf shook his head.

"Great, I'll go surprise him. Has he found my room?" asked Addie. The elf shook his head again. Addie had a relived look on her face.

"Quinn dear, please put a silencing charm on your shoes." said Adelaide. They quickly walked up the stairs and passed two doors. The first had a plaque on it that had a blue dragon in one corner and a yellow in another. The name in the middle was 'Severus'.

"Wow, he still hasn't taken that down?" thought Adelaide. She tried not to laugh. She saw Quinn attempt to stifle a laugh as well. He always thought of her brother as someone very serious. The second had a plaque with two wands that shot sparks. The names were 'Mother and Father'. They came to a blank wall and Adelaide whispered a few words. A door appeared and there was a plaque on it as well. It had a purple unicorn and a pink unicorn. She opened the door and like magic (which it probably was) the lights turned on to reveal a room with pink walls, purple trims, a bed with a unicorn bedspread that moved and it whinnied to wake you up. On the walls in purple frames were pictures of family and friends. There was also a white dresser filled with clothes. They were all the same size as Adelaide.

"The growing clothes, I loved them." said Adelaide. Seeing the confused look on Quinn's face, she explained to him that her parents made all of her favorite clothes grow with her.

"Now, let's find my brother." said Adelaide. They crept down the hall to the room to the door with the name 'Severus' on it. Adelaide slowly opened the door.

"BOO," shouted Addie. Severus jumped at least a foot. Addie and Quinn were shaking with laughter.

"Holy shit, Snopy!" hollered Snape. The house elf appeared out of nowhere.

"Yes, Master" replied the frightened house elf.

" Who are theses people and what are they doing in Snape Manor," he said, pointing to the people on the floor laughing. Before the elf could answer, Addie stopped laughing.

"Hey Sevey" said Adelaide.

"How do you know my pet name?" he asked.

"Do you remember mine?" asked Adelaide.

"Addie"

"No"

"Addie Waddie woo woo?"

"No" replied Adelaide, looking disgusted.

"Addie the magic unicorn" said Severus, looking smug.

"Yes, now do you remember me?" asked Adelaide.

"You're my…cousin," said Snape, unsure.

"No, I'm your little sister. Remember me now?" said Adelaide.

" No."

"Don't you remember when we were little, you put that snake in my bed, and mother whacked you over the head with her broomstick? You were crying for days. Damn Slytherins."

"Yeah, I remember now."said a disgruntled Snape." That was fun."