Hey, everyone!

Wow, i haven't updated or created a story in ages, so it's great to be back making a few creations for your entertainment purposes!

Hehe, this idea came to me not long ago so i hope you enjoy it (And don't expect them to be long, cause they won't be XD)

Enjoy x

Taruto stared wide-eyed at the book cover as he held it in his tiny hands. His thumb softly rubbed the spine as he debated in his mind whether or not he should open the book named 'Attempted Chat-Up Lines' and read the contents scribbled on the pages.

"It is a bad thing to do," He said aloud to no one in particular. "But I am curious to know what it has inside it,"

Taking a deep breath, Taruto teleported into his bedroom and plopped down on to his bed, shifting into a comfortable position before opening the book that aroused his curious mind...

Chat Up One: Maths (Failed)

(5:30 pm) A cold December evening on Earth, and it's time for Ichigo's shift at the Café to end. Finally. I've been waiting three hours for her to exit through those bright pink heart-decorated doors of the Café, or their 'secret base' as I discovered recently. Anyway, I discreetly follow her, waiting for the right time for my plan to unfold.

(6:30) My plan failed. Apparently, Ichigo doesn't like maths. I thought that she would like my maths. I guess I shouldn't have approached her while she was bent over tying some string together that keeps her shoes on. Yeah, so I appeared behind her, asking the question "Do you like math?"

She didn't answer my question at first; she was breathing fast and placed her hand on her heart, breathlessly shouting, "You scared the life out of me!"

I wanted to laugh at her reaction, but being nice, I didn't. Instead, I asked again.

"Yeah, I guess, why?" She asked moodily. I think I annoyed her a little when I scared her. Oh well, she got over it, I think.

"Why don't we solve a little equation," I began, failing to conceal a smirk that was plastered to my face, "We'll begin with me and you, then we'll add a bed, subtract our pants, divide our legs and multiply."

Ichigo was speechless for a second before managing to say, "Excuse me?"

I stood behind her, wrapping my arms around her neck and resting my head on her shoulder. "You heard me," I whispered, trying out my seductive voice. "So whadd'ya say?"

I could feel heat radiating off her at this moment. She was getting flushed. Giving up on hiding my smirk, I moved my head closer to hers slowly, waiting for a reaction from Ichigo.

After a couple of minutes of waiting, a stinging sensation emitted on my cheek.

"In your dreams!" She yelled, running away from me like she was being chased by Frankenstein's monster.

I watched her run, hand lightly prodding my red cheek. I don't think that chat-up line is a great one, eh? Now I know not to use that one, but don't worry, I have loads more which will (hopefully) win her over.

Lols, what did you think? Good? Bad? Review please (Constructive criticism is welcome)

Bye~x