Author's Note: So, this is for 's Fairy Tale contest. The entries are due very soon, so I'm going to start uploading the chapters I have of this done.

Anyway, this is a series of dabbles based on different nursery rhymes. Some are very, very short. It's the best I could do.

Please enjoy. :)

Disclaimer: I do not own Sonny With a Chance or "The Lion and the Unicorn."

"The lion and the unicorn were fighting for the crown

The lion beat the unicorn all around the town.

Some gave them white bread, and some gave them brown;

Some gave them plum cake and drummed them out of town."

"I'm telling you, Chad," Sonny grinned with her hands on her hips, leaning in towards him. "So Random! is going rock your world. We're about to show you what's up. Come the "Tween Choice Awards" tomorrow you'll see. MacKenzie Falls hasn't got anything on us."

"Is that so?" Chad smirked, moving his head closer to hers. "You really think your little "Chuckle City" will be able to outdo the awesomeness that is Mack Falls?"

She nodded, "Yeah, "Chuckle City" is going beat all over town." She attempted to snap her fingers in a fashion that would say, "Yeah, that's right.", but she failed quite miserably.

Chad chuckled, averting his eyes from hers.

"You know, Son-nay, we could beat you any day, anywhere. Just give us the challenge and be prepared to watch yourself fail because when Mack Falls comes to play, we come to play." Chad flicked up the lapel of his sport coat to emphasize his point.

"Yeah, and that's why we kicked your butts at musical chairs."

"Hey, you cheated!" Chad snapped back. "If you hadn't gone and pretended to fall and hurt your ankle, we one-hundred percent would have won."

"Is that so?" Sonny replied, grasping his attention once more.

"Yes," Chad took a step forward. "It is so. The Falls can beat "Chuckle City" all around this town. We've been doing it for five years now."

"Really?" Sonny moved in closer to him.

"Really," he stated confidently.

"Because I think that you are going to eat those words tomorrow."

"Oh, really?"

"Reall- Ow!" Sonny turned quickly after feeling a piece of bread hit her in the side of the head. "Hey!"

Sonny narrowed her eyes when she saw Tawni standing on the other side of the commissary holding a slice of white bread in each hand, ready to throw them at a moment's notice. Sonny went to take a step towards her, but she was pelted with another piece of bread.

"Hey! Tawni!" Sonny yelped at her. "What are you doing?"

Chad smirked and let out a short laugh that was quickly silenced when he felt a piece of rye bread hit him. He glared over to where Nico now stood next to Tawni holding a loaf of pre-sliced rye bread.

"If either one of you says the word "really" one more time," Tawni held the bread high in the air. "You're going to get pelted."

"You're throwing bread at us because we said the word "reall-Hey!" Sonny was hit by a piece of rye bread. "This is ridiculous! We can say real- Ow –ly if we want to!"

"Yeah!" Chad agreed; only to be hit in the air by a slice of white bread. "What was that for?"

Tawni glared at him. "You were thinking the word. I could see it in your eyes." She pointed two fingers at his eyes before swiftly motioning back towards her own.

"Oh, you're both being ridic-" Sonny started only be cut off by Nico.

"We're warning you." Nico held the rye bread up above his head. "If we were you, we would not say r-e-a-l-l-y. It's startin' to annoy people, like us. Hence the bread pelting. Just sayin'."

"Oh," Chad smirked smugly, shooting a glance at Sonny. "And what's going to happen, Randoms, if I say the word reall-"

Chad was not able to finish his sentence, for at the at the moment he began the word "really," Grady burst into the commissary, waving a plum cake above his head. He shook it angrily as he charged towards Sonny and Chad, who quickly jumped out of his war path.

Grady hastily changed his path and charged again at Sonny and Chad, just from behind, tossing the plumb cake at them. Chad grasped Sonny's hand and fled with her out of the commissary with Grady in close pursuit.

Nico and Tawni turned to each other and shrugged.

"We tried to warn them." Nico said as he bit off a piece of his bread.

Author's Note: I don't know how I feel about these stroies, but eh. It's the best I could do.

Thank you for reading! :)