For Purrplegal98's Dealing With Boredom Challenge: Robin, Zatanna, and Roy; reading/writing fanfiction.

Don't own...


Zatanna observed her boyfriend play with his laptop, sometimes smiling with approval, other times shaking his head and wrinkling his nose, the whole time staring intently at the screen.

"Hey, Robin, whatcha doing?" Zatanna asked, a hint of amusement hiding behind the question. She peeked over his shoulder to see him on a website called , but she stayed clueless.

"What's Fanfiction?" Robin sneaked a glance at the raven-haired magician, smirking at her face, an eyebrow noticeably raised, mouth slightly agape, staring at the screen trying to comprehend how it was supposed to work.

"It's a site where a bunch of fans write stories about us," he explained, as if it was the most obvious thing in the whole world. "Ranging from kid-friendly humor to hot and in-depth sex scenes... though I've never read any of those..." An idea started to form in his mind as he trailed off. "Say, do you want to read one with me?"

With nothing to do at the mountain, seeing that Artemis and Wally on some errand and Connor and Megan were making out again (no offense to Kaldur, but today, she didn't think his company would satisfy her need of something to do), she shrugged and proceeded to continue staring at the screen.

"Sure, why not? It's not like I can do anything else," her eyes scanned the list of M-rated fics, searching for one that looked okay to read. "Hey, that looks good," she pointed to a random one on the list, unsure of what to make of the whole thing.

"Mm, 'kay, Zee. It does have us as the two main characters, why not?" Robin shrugged nonchalantly and clicked on the link with his Batman cursor.

-insert M-rated scene here, as I cannot write M-rated stuff-

"Turn it off, turn it off! I'm only thirteen, I'd never do something like that!" Robin fell away from the laptop, covering his hidden eyes with one arm and trying to fling a batarang with the other. The projectile only managed to skim the offending screen, the words screaming on the screen.

"Eid, retupmoc, eid! Uoy od ton evresed ot evil!" Zatanna cried, causing the glaring electronic to shatter into pieces. "Who in their right mind would write something like that? Oh, and sorry, I'll pay you back for your laptop." Robin only kneeled on the floor, muttering something about eye virginity.

Whoever this "Arsenal" was, trying to write those types of crap about them, seeing that they weren't even supposed to date or get "the Talk" yet according to their mentors, this guy was probably crazy. Completely crazy, insane to the millionth power.


Roy smirked in the dim room, face lit up by the glow of the screen. He shook his head, not fully satisfied with the new story he was typing. The scenes weren't in-depth enough, weren't vivid enough.

"I'm sure Robin and Zatanna won't mind me writing something about them," he muttered as he clicked 'publish story'. After all, "Arsenal" was a hit in the fanfiction world. If anything, the couple should be pleased.


I got Writer's block... (that's a stupid excuse) [but it's true!]

Sorry for the ending... they really aren't my forte. I don't think I put enough Roy in here.