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The Legend of Zelda: The Pretty Dress
Of Ganondorf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chapter 1: The Mall
Once upon a time, there was Princess named Zelda and some guy named Link yadayadayada, well anyway they were attacked by Ganondorf you see and he wasn't very bright at planning it at all. So Ganon decided to give up his shorade of being evil and he wanted to explore his feminin side. So he called up a bunch of random people and they took him to the mall.
"OOOOHHHH, look at this pink top, isn't it just like, so me?" He asked. Unfortunatly every one ditched him so he didn't realize that he was talking to himself for approxamatly 30 minutes. "I just love these bell bottoms...oh but they make my butt look to big." He replied to himself in denial. Then as Ganondorf turned around, he seen the most beautiful dress sitting in the window. It was hot pink and a navy blue desine on it. "Oh that is just so hip!" Ganon raced to the store and bought it. He then put it on. "Wow, this is like so me."
Just then Link walked into the store. As soon as he seen Ganon he was about to burst. "Laugh all you want my friend, but I have seen the ways of a female. Oh poo, I soiled myself again!" Link just turned around, and walked away. "Atleast that wasn't strange." Link whispered to himself. Ganon continued to shop when all of a sudden he fealt very strange. He suddenly became dizzy, and for some strange reason he fealt like he had to yell at someone. "OOOOOHHHH NNNOOO! I LOST COUNT! I should have known this would have started! I'm PMSing and I'm no where near a PHARMA-PLUS!!! WWWHHHYYYY!" He knelt down and cried.
Then Zelda walked in. "Are you okay? Here try this." She said as she passed him a Midol. Ganon read the cover. "Pms, bloating and spontanously combusting." "OH THANK YOU!!!" He yelled with glee and hugged her. Zelda looked into the camera and held out a Mentos. "Mentos the freshmaker." A random voice said.
So Ganon pranced freely with glee around the mall singing "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty!"
So how did you like my fanfic? Read and review please! By the way, I will be having guest appearances in this show such as Peter Griffin for those who watch the Family Guy.
Well, until the next chapter!