If The Navy Wanted Me To Have A Wife, a jag fanfic

TITLE: If The Navy Wanted Me To Have A Wife...

AUTHOR: Vid Z.

TIMELINE: AU JAG anytime during seasons 2-4

WARNING:fluff

DISCLAIMER: All publicly recognizable characters, settings, etc of the TV show JAG are the property of their respective owners. The original characters and plot are the property of the author of this fic. The author is in no way associated with the owners, creators, or producers of any media franchise. No copyright infringement is intended.

AUTHOR'S NOTES: heard this saying many times and find it sad every time, because it shows to what lengths in denial lonely people will go to comfort themselves

SUMMARY: "You know the saying, Bud: 'If the Navy wanted me to have a wife, they would've assigned me one.'"

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Harm and Bud were talking in the bullpen and, as it happens, the topic drifted to Harm's still single status.

"You know the saying, Bud: 'If the Navy wanted me to have a wife, they would've assigned me one.'" Harm said jovially, but in reality hiding his sadness and loneliness over not having found his soulmate yet. Every relationship until now had been a disappointment, the women interested only in having a good looking highly decorated lawyer on their arms.

"RABB!" came the yell of their CO before Bud could respond. "My office, now!"

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Harm noticed a gorgeous blonde Navy LT when he entered the office.

Chegwidden launched right in.

"Lieutenant Commander, the Navy has decided that you need a wife, so you're being assigned one. Meet LT Loren Singer, your fiancee. Get married ASAP and start working on future Navy recruits."

Loren rose slowly from her seat and extended her hand to a shocked Harm. "Hi."

Harm looked deep into her eyes and saw his soulmate staring back at him. A smile stretched his face in a toothy grin. "Hi." he said as he shook her hand.

'I was right', he decided, 'the Navy would assign me one, the right one.'

And it worked out marvelously.

THE END

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