DISCAIMER: I do not own Assassin's Creed.
My mom owns me.
Mentioned Mello, Near and L (333) belong to the people who's name I can't remember. It was something with Takeshi...
Chapter 1
I walked out of the store with a big grin. I finally found purple hair dye. It is so hard to get in Netherland. People must probably think why is this girl grinning all widely the whole time. I walked to the bus stop and waited. That damn bus always came every 30 minutes and I just missed the bus, that's great. I grabbed my iPod touch out my bag, I don't even know where I got the bag from, it's white and all flowery. Totally not my type. Lemme see, it's Avenged Sevenfold time. You just gotta love that band, so bad ass.
After some songs finally the bus came and I got in, the sun was shining bright and the bus didn't have air-conditioning, in other words my face was melting. I arrived at my house 15 minutes later and immediately went to the bathroom, I dyed my hair but there was just one problem, I had to hide it form my parents. I put on my Yankees cap and booted my laptop. I decided to play Assassin's Creed, I just loved to kill Al Mualim over and over again. I closed the game after the second time and decided to go to my cousins house.
I walked to the bus stop and saw the bus turned around the corner, I didn't wanna miss it and started to sprint, the only problem was, I didn't look where I was going and BAM I ran into the bus stop. I can only remember I fell down and then suddenly everything was pitch black.
I woke up and got confused cause I was lying on something soft, I thought I landed on the hard pavement… OMG NO A PEDOPHILE SAW ME LYING THERE AND HAS KIDNAPPED ME…. I layed on what seemed to be a bed… I sat up and looked at my surroundings. Weird.. this didn't look like the house of a pedo. It was just a plain room with a stone desk and the bed was covered with cushions. I slowly got out the bed and walked out the room. The hallway was also empty, just a long flag here and there and doors leading to other rooms. "Am I at an orphanage??" I said to myself. "But I'm not even an orphan…." I said again. "Okay I really need to stop talking to myself." I said again. I face palmed myself.
I walked to the end of the hall, not caring if I got lost since I'm in someone's house I don't even know. "Please if this is an orphanage let it be Whammy House." I thought. I would do anything to glomp Mello and huggle Near or molest L…. I shook my head. I really have to stop imagining about fictional characters… I finally spotted someone. "Heey misteeer!!" I yelled to the guy. Weird, normally I'm too shy to ask a stranger something. The man looked at me with a WTF expression on his face. "Can you tell me where I am??" I asked. The man said something in Arabic. I could read Arabic but not understand…. "Uhmm…" I looked at him and said nothing.
He gestured with his hand for me to wait. I rolled my eyes and stayed put. The man walked of somewhere. After a few minutes what seemed like hours for me he brought another man with him. "OMG No I am in the house of a pedo, and there are 2 of them." I said slightly panicking. "What is a pedo?" The man asked. "A pedo or pedophile is an adult man who has sex with small children." I explained to them feeling smart. The man looked at me with a shocked expression. I'm sorry, where I come from we have a lot of them." I said. "By the way where am I now??" I asked. "You are in Masyaf." The man said. "Oh okay, I jus-" I suddenly couldn't breath anymore. "A couple of minutes ago I was in Netherland…." I said in disbelieve. "Hmm… really?? A couple of minutes ago you were sleeping. Just like the past few days . Also before we found you in front of our bureau." He said. "Hmmm… bureau, where have I heard that before??" I thought to myself.
"Wait a minute?? What year are we currently in??" I asked realizing something. "Were in 1191." The man said. "Holy cow." Was all I could bring out. Masyaf, a bureau, year 1191, men dressed in white cloaks that looked like pidgeons and holy cows?? I WAS IN ASSASSIN'S CREED!! This was like a dream coming true! "Teach me to be an assassin!! I wanna be an assassin!!" I yelled at the man almost jumping on him. "I don't think that's possible." The man said and looked at me like I was joking. But I wasn't. I was serious. "What?? Why not?" I asked the man very disappointed. "Cause you're a woman." He said and smiled. I glared at him. "YOU SEXIST PIG" I yelled at him and jumped on him. If there is something I hate more than dentists it would be racists. I managed to get on his back and slammed on it with my fists. It only amused him. "IN 2009 WOMAN ARE MORE SUPERIOR THEN MAN!" I kept on yelling. "What did you say?" The man asked removing me from his back and holding me to his level. "I said that woman in 2009 are more superior then men…" I repeated. "You're from the year 2009?" The men asked in disbelieve.
"Yeah dude, what's so weird about that?" I asked him. He grabbed the hood of my white Avenged Sevenfold hoodie and dragged me somewhere. "Hey!! I can walk you know!" I yelled at him but he ignored it. I unzipped my hoodie and made it slip of my body revealing my Death Note shirt with L in his famous sitting position. I quickly ran the opposite way before he noticed I was gone. "People in this time were so dumb." I said to myself and kept running, and collapsed on the floor after a few minutes. "Stupid condition." I panted and heared footsteps running to where I am. "She can't be very far!" The man who dragged me earlier yelled to the others. "Oh crap…"